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2005-02-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Dan Darling 2005-02-07 2:38:30 AM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ahhhhh! So MILF actually stands for "Man I'd like to..."

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-07 9:50:46 AM|| 2005-02-07 9:50:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 What ever happened to all the jolly Communists?

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2005-02-07 10:07:10 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2005-02-07 10:07:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Draped in a red flag with hammer and sickle in gold sequins, they exchanged vows, walked under an archway of assault rifles and were serenaded with revolutionary love songs by a choir of New Peopleâs Army comrades . . .

The description just buggers the imagination.

Posted by Mike 2005-02-07 10:57:30 AM|| 2005-02-07 10:57:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 All the NPA are Ka-this and Ka-that, unless thay have rank and are called Kumander-this or that. Its the Filipino equivalent of "comrade".

Posted by buwaya 2005-02-07 12:52:07 PM|| 2005-02-07 12:52:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Naw. The MILF are whacko Muslims. They probably only like little boys in Koran class.

The NPA are more open-minded.

Posted by buwaya 2005-02-07 12:53:43 PM|| 2005-02-07 12:53:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 What we really need are dope-using Islamic gay commies who favor the legalization of prostitution.

Oh wait. That's France.

Posted by Thraing Uloluper1664 2005-02-07 2:50:17 PM|| 2005-02-07 2:50:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Is red the new pink?

Posted by Omavinter Pheart2665 2005-02-07 2:56:48 PM|| 2005-02-07 2:56:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Let's wish them they have many little commie children...

Posted by JFM 2005-02-07 3:22:08 PM|| 2005-02-07 3:22:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "I will tell you a Joke about Jewel and Mary
It is neither a Joke nor a Story
For Rubin and Charles has married two girls
But Billy has married a boy
The girlies he had tried on every Side
But none could he get to agree
All was in vain he went home again
And since that is married to Natty"

Posted by Aris Katsaris 2005-02-07 4:43:05 PM|| [http://www.livejournal.com/~katsaris/] 2005-02-07 4:43:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#10
I defended you so you could post comments like this ??!!

Posted by Mike Sylwester 2005-02-07 4:55:58 PM|| 2005-02-07 4:55:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 *rolls eyes*. Perhaps I should have added the quote's source, but you can google it up.

Posted by Aris Katsaris 2005-02-07 4:57:53 PM|| [http://www.livejournal.com/~katsaris/] 2005-02-07 4:57:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Lighten up, Mike S.! All silliness is appropriate in Short Attention Span stuff.

It sounds like a British pub song, Aris -- am I right? (No googling for me today, I'm afraid. I'm struggling with my higher cognitive functions -- and don't appear to be winning.)

Posted by trailing wife 2005-02-07 7:10:30 PM|| 2005-02-07 7:10:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Lighten up, Mike S.! All silliness is appropriate in Short Attention Span stuff.

It sounds like a British pub song, Aris -- am I right? (No googling for me today, I'm afraid. I'm struggling with my higher cognitive functions -- and don't appear to be winning.)

Posted by trailing wife 2005-02-07 7:10:31 PM|| 2005-02-07 7:10:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 See?

Posted by trailing wife 2005-02-07 7:10:58 PM|| 2005-02-07 7:10:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 It sounds like a British pub song, Aris -- am I right?

Close enough. :-) It's the first half of a somewhat bawdy poem by Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by Aris Katsaris 2005-02-07 7:28:56 PM|| [http://www.livejournal.com/~katsaris/] 2005-02-07 7:28:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 How delightful! I had no idea our Homely Abraham had his bawdy moments -- the result of a sheltered childhood, I'm afraid. You've given me something to search out tomorrow, Aris. Thanks!

Posted by trailing wife 2005-02-07 8:39:17 PM|| 2005-02-07 8:39:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Not all his jokes were for mixed company.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-02-07 8:44:18 PM|| 2005-02-07 8:44:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Its just more anti-American, anti-Dubya, and anti-GOP/Western PC - the Commies are doing it to score points. SOcialist-Communist prioritized deficit depending will put a quick end to the honeymoon, and that's presuming the various International Lefts-LeftProgressives supp the Gay-Lesbian agenda to begin with, instead of lip service for politics. They'll be gulagged, exiled, forced to divorce, andor quietly executed once the Party realizes the milk cow of feel-good propaganda/info control o'er the unsuspecting masses is gone!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2005-02-07 8:49:34 PM|| [http://n/a] 2005-02-07 8:49:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 I promise to be alone, Mrs. D, so the company will be unmixed. As you so subtly point out, the reputation of a lady must be jealously protected. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2005-02-07 11:58:01 PM|| 2005-02-07 11:58:01 PM|| Front Page Top

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