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2004-11-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Derailment Spills 20,000 Gallons of Beer

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-11-12 2:16:35 PM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1730 views since 2007-05-07] Top

1 Shall we gather at the river.

Posted by Shipman 2004-11-12 2:19:32 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:19:32 PM|| Front Page Top

2 "About 20,000 gallons of beer leaked from three cars of the Roanoke-bound train."
I believe I can hear a low, agonized moaning.... and the stampede of guys with buckets converging on the area.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2004-11-12 2:29:30 PM|| [http://www.sgtstryker.com] 2004-11-12 2:29:30 PM|| Front Page Top

3 There also was an overturned tractor-trailer with a load of peanuts.

Posted by ed 2004-11-12 2:30:50 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:30:50 PM|| Front Page Top

4 Then the accident scene was overrun by hundreds of frat boys carrying beer bongs.

Posted by Jonathan 2004-11-12 2:36:46 PM|| [http://www.workaround.blogspot.com] 2004-11-12 2:36:46 PM|| Front Page Top

5 20,000 gallons lost . . . what a horrible tragedy!

Posted by Mike 2004-11-12 2:47:25 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:47:25 PM|| Front Page Top

6 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-11-12 2:55:30 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:55:30 PM|| Front Page Top

7 The least they could do is tell us what kind of beer. I'm not rushing off to Virginia for Schaeffer, or Hamms, or Meisterbrau but I might if it's Sam Adams.

Posted by rjschwarz 2004-11-12 2:55:45 PM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com] 2004-11-12 2:55:45 PM|| Front Page Top

8 I think it was last year sometime, that a Jim Beam distillery caught fire and burned? In my liver's opinion, that was an infinitely more tragic event.

Posted by (lowercase) matt 2004-11-12 2:59:13 PM|| 2004-11-12 2:59:13 PM|| Front Page Top

9 I don't want any part of beer that travels by tanker car.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-11-12 3:17:05 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2004-11-12 3:17:05 PM|| Front Page Top

10 Damn.

Posted by AutoBartender 2004-11-12 3:35:41 PM|| 2004-11-12 3:35:41 PM|| Front Page Top

11 The White House has just announced that ALL American flags on government facilities will be flown at half mast for the duration of the weekend.

Posted by 98zulu 2004-11-12 3:40:51 PM|| 2004-11-12 3:40:51 PM|| Front Page Top

12 Hope Virginia Tech doesn't have a home game this weekend. Panic in 5, 4, 3 ...

Posted by VAMark 2004-11-12 3:57:43 PM|| 2004-11-12 3:57:43 PM|| Front Page Top

13 It's Busch's fault. (somebody had to say it)

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-11-12 4:39:00 PM|| 2004-11-12 4:39:00 PM|| Front Page Top

14 RJSchwarz,
It may have been Schlitz!
I prefer MoonShine to that

Posted by Elder of Zion 2004-11-12 4:44:20 PM|| 2004-11-12 4:44:20 PM|| Front Page Top

15 Lets all sing...

20,000 gallons of beer on the road. 20,000 gallons of beer!
take one down and pass it around. 19,999 gallons of beer on the road!

. . .

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-11-12 7:18:26 PM|| 2004-11-12 7:18:26 PM|| Front Page Top

16 Now we'll show you how the Western world organizes a car swarm.

Posted by BH 2004-11-12 8:58:15 PM|| 2004-11-12 8:58:15 PM|| Front Page Top

17 "From the land of sky blue waters....."

Posted by Weird al 2004-11-12 10:25:52 PM|| 2004-11-12 10:25:52 PM|| Front Page Top

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