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2007-10-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Kennedy 'Eating Ice Cream' After Surgery On Artery
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Posted by Pheagum Phuth6556 2007-10-13 03:02|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 Ice cream, eh? I'll pitch in for a gallon of bacon ice cream for this Masshole.
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-10-13 08:43||   2007-10-13 08:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Because of the persistent pain, the senator often leans on a wall or sits on a stool when he otherwise would be expected to stand for an extended period.

In every cloud there hides a silver lining.
Posted by Besoeker 2007-10-13 08:49||   2007-10-13 08:49|| Front Page Top

#3 C'mon Teddy - you really must try the Crisco parfait! Its our specialty.
Posted by WTF 2007-10-13 09:38||   2007-10-13 09:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Ick. Reminds me of the old, and crude, Cheech and Chong schtick, "Hey, Margaret!"

If you don't know it, you probably don't want to.
Posted by Anonymoose 2007-10-13 09:38||   2007-10-13 09:38|| Front Page Top

#5 In the classical form of late 20th century liberal philosophy of "One set of rules for thee and another set of rules for me", had the Senator enjoyed the forced mandatory state health care he wanted for the rest of us, he'd still be on a waiting list [most likely till he died] for surgery at his advanced age. Just ask the victims customers of national health care in England, Netherlands, etc. Great being an American of privilege isn't it. Go sell your guilt elsewhere.
Posted by Procopius2k 2007-10-13 10:26||   2007-10-13 10:26|| Front Page Top

#6 a "Liberal Lion" is like a "Lion of Islam".
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-10-13 10:32||   2007-10-13 10:32|| Front Page Top

#7 but apparently with ManB00bs....
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-10-13 10:32||   2007-10-13 10:32|| Front Page Top

#8 Crisco parfait? Oh, you mean the Dove Bar?

Read the label sometime. It's hard to understand how they make almost pure fat taste good.
Posted by KBK 2007-10-13 10:58||   2007-10-13 10:58|| Front Page Top

#9 Kennedy, 75, is in relatively good health for his age, but he has been bothered by an aching back since a 1964 plane crash

How 'bout that car crash? Oops, we're not supposed to talk about that.
Posted by Intrinsicpilot 2007-10-13 12:11||   2007-10-13 12:11|| Front Page Top

#10 As a dedicated culinary enthusiast, I can think of nothing more appropriate or suitable for this dirtbag's medical and political situation than this:

Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-10-13 12:34||   2007-10-13 12:34|| Front Page Top

#11 Holy porc, Zen! LOL!
Posted by twobyfour 2007-10-13 12:39|| http://www.twobyfour.info]">[http://www.twobyfour.info]  2007-10-13 12:39|| Front Page Top

#12 Shit Zen I'd never heard of such a thing! LOL!

Because of the persistent pain, the senator often leans on a wall or sits on a stool when he otherwise would be expected to stand for an extended period.

Nope it's because he's so drunk.
Posted by Icerigger">Icerigger  2007-10-13 13:17||   2007-10-13 13:17|| Front Page Top

#13 Give me Kennedy over Reid any day. As long as I don't have to ride in his car.
Posted by mcsegeek1 2007-10-13 13:29||   2007-10-13 13:29|| Front Page Top

#14 ...had the Senator enjoyed the forced mandatory state health care he wanted for the rest of us, he'd still be on a waiting list [most likely till he died] for surgery at his advanced age.

The other day I had to have one o' them fancy medical scans. There was a certain amount of tussling with the insurance company. The doctor's judgment that I needed the test wasn't good enough for them, for one thing. They wanted to know what symptoms I had. There were several I didn't have (and wasn't about to wait until they showed up, which was the whole flippin' point of the test). Had I been completely asymptomatic, I'd have never have been given a test for no good reason. And this is with a pretty good insurance company. Nice to have Kennedy money, I suppose.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-10-13 14:08||   2007-10-13 14:08|| Front Page Top

#15 Angie: Sounds like it's about time to develop some of those other symptoms . . . . ;-)
Posted by gorb 2007-10-13 16:21||   2007-10-13 16:21|| Front Page Top

#16  C'mon Teddy - you really must try the Crisco parfait! Its our specialty.

just dip it in vodka and he'll gobble it down.

~:) / Crisco parfait...eeeerutboosh [vomit sound]
Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg  2007-10-13 18:10||   2007-10-13 18:10|| Front Page Top

#17 I was under the (Mis)Understanding that Alcohol dissolved cholesterol?
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-10-13 19:44||   2007-10-13 19:44|| Front Page Top

#18 may not dissolve it, but you tend to worry less about cholestrol with copious applications of alcohol.
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-10-13 21:04||   2007-10-13 21:04|| Front Page Top

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