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2024-10-11 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Virgins of Paradise will have no menstruation, saliva, mucus, urine or excrement. Muslim men will have the sexual strength of a few men

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Posted by Fred 2024-10-11 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1789 views ] Top

1 Of course, young boys do not menstruate.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2024-10-11 02:13|| 2024-10-11 02:13|| Front Page Top

2 would you kiss someone who had no saliva?

can you imagine the horror of "sexual strength of a few men" with no mucus for lubrication?

What is he even thinking??? I don't think he understands biology

Posted by Anon1 2024-10-11 05:00|| 2024-10-11 05:00|| Front Page Top

3 untouched by man or djinn????

how do the djinn touch up their women??

Posted by Anon1 2024-10-11 05:02|| 2024-10-11 05:02|| Front Page Top

4 Vivid is shortchanging the reader... it's not just a few men. He goes on to say Allah will give you the sexual strength of 100 men

Posted by Anon1 2024-10-11 05:04|| 2024-10-11 05:04|| Front Page Top

Motivated by Basic Instincts. If he'd not died in battle, Uriah the Hittite might say there's little actually new here.

Once again, it's all about control.

Posted by Besoeker 2024-10-11 07:20|| 2024-10-11 07:20|| Front Page Top

6 so?
or?

Posted by Mercutio 2024-10-11 09:23|| 2024-10-11 09:23|| Front Page Top

7 As TW alluded, sounds like the 'virgins' are adult sized inflatable dolls..

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2024-10-11 09:38|| 2024-10-11 09:38|| Front Page Top

8 or they're all necrophiliacs. Apparently, they've received no complaints...

I'll go to my room now...

Posted by Warthog 2024-10-11 09:43|| 2024-10-11 09:43|| Front Page Top

9 They fail to understand who will be doing what when they receive their 72 virgin demons.

Posted by Silentbrick 2024-10-11 10:42|| 2024-10-11 10:42|| Front Page Top

10 Guess those raisins just don't have the pull they did 20 years ago. Times, they are a changin'.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2024-10-11 12:36|| 2024-10-11 12:36|| Front Page Top

11 You mean tranny dudes?

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-10-11 12:46|| 2024-10-11 12:46|| Front Page Top

12 Buzzed Heaven's muezzins, "Get Muzzin'!
Each Muslim must hump his six dozen
Five times every day!"
"Whoa."
Mohammed goes gay
With his lazy misogynist cousin.
...
"So far, so good..."
[soft landing in sand dune]
"That shit too much like work!"
"You said it! I'd rather shirk."
[muezzin's call]
"Well, almost."
[contented sighs]

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-10-11 19:23|| 2024-10-11 19:23|| Front Page Top

13 Buraqback Mountain, or, Mecca in the Fall

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-10-11 19:25|| 2024-10-11 19:25|| Front Page Top

14 Sorry I have Samantha Fish on YouTube...
Samantha wins!

Posted by 3dc 2024-10-11 20:06|| 2024-10-11 20:06|| Front Page Top

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