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2008-10-04 Britain

Terror threat in UK 'approaching critical'

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Posted by lotp 2008-10-04 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1741 views ] Top

1 For every one innocent civilian killed within this land we need to remove one mosque from within this land.
That would change the balance of power.

Posted by simple pieman 2008-10-04 02:31|| 2008-10-04 02:31|| Front Page Top

2 Shouldn't publish articles about mullah's daughter boobs.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2008-10-04 05:47|| 2008-10-04 05:47|| Front Page Top

3 severe end of severe

If I recall correctly
That's shoot hippies on sight?

Ah hell Ima steal from Daddy Frank J.

To be more specific, here is how you should you act in different situations based on the alert levels.

How should I store my firearms?
*Green: Throw them in the fire. There is no more need for weapons.
*Blue: Wrap them in some rags and store them in the attic somewhere in case you need them one day.
*Yellow: Keep both your guns and ammo readily accessible.
*Orange: Load your gun and carry it on you at all times, even around the house.
*Red: The gun should be in your hand, pointed in front of you with your finger resting on the trigger.

I see a stranger outside.
*Green: Maybe he could give your kids a ride to school.
*Blue: He might be lost; ask him what he's doing here.
*Yellow: Stay in your house and avoid him. Strangers bad.
*Orange: Run outside and pistol-whip him while questioning his involvement with terrorism.
*Red: Kill him; no questions asked.

I hear a noise at night.
*Green: That's just the house settling; go back to sleep.
*Blue: Probably nothing, but you better check it out.
*Yellow: Grab your gun and call 911.
*Orange: No time for police; run through your house shooting anything that moves.
*Red: Initiate the house's auto-destruct sequence; leap out window.

You see a hippy.
*Green: Punch him.
*Blue: Kick him.
*Yellow: Punch him then kick him.
*Orange: Punch him then kick him and then stomp on him.
*Red: Strangle him.

You receive a strange envelope in the mail with no return address.
*Green: Rip it open; who knows what fun lies inside!
*Blue: Open it carefully just in case.
*Yellow: Don't touch it and call the police.
*Orange: Can't wait for the authorities; toss it out the window and then unload a gun into it.
*Red: For the love of God, immediately flee from the envelope. Hunt down and kill the mailman.

You see some movement in a nearby tree.
*Green: It's probably a squirrel. Hello squirrel.
*Blue: Better check out what it is to be on the safe side.
*Yellow: Might be the escaped monkey from the zoo. Better contact the authorities.
*Orange: It's a ninja! Fire indiscriminately into the treetops.
*Red: Set fire to the tree and all trees around it. No safe haven for ninjas!

You see a strange van parked nearby.
*Green: It must be an ice cream truck. Let's get ice cream.
*Blue: Check to make sure it's legally parked.
*Yellow: Better call the FBI to check this one out.
*Orange: Politely knock on the van door. Kill everyone inside.
*Red: Shoot the van with a rocket propelled grenade. Kill anyone who protests; they're terrorists too.

You realize the person you are talking to is a Communist.
*Green: Kill him.
*Blue: Kill him.
*Yellow: Kill him.
*Orange: Kill him.
*Red: Kill him and burn his body.

You see a stray dog.
*Green: Go pet the cute little puppy.
*Blue: Better check if he has a dog tag so you can get him back to his owner.
*Yellow: Call animal control.
*Orange: It's some sort of terrorist trick. Shoot the dog with a sniper rifle.
*Red: Destroy the dog with a thermite charge and then kill all witnesses.

Posted by .5MT 2008-10-04 06:17|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-10-04 06:17|| Front Page Top

4 For every one innocent civilian killed within this land we need to remove one mosque and its Muslim congregation from within this land. That would change the balance of power.

There, fixed that for you, pieman.

Posted by Jolutch Mussolini7800 2008-10-04 08:19|| 2008-10-04 08:19|| Front Page Top

5 You guys on rantburg are all wrong. Just do what they say and no one will get hurt. They just want peace and their place in the sun. And they're really mad about all the humiliation they have experienced, which is our fault. So put down your weapons and TRUST. It will be okay.

Posted by ex-lib 2008-10-04 14:45|| 2008-10-04 14:45|| Front Page Top

6 They told me 30 years ago -- first Britain, then the US. All part of the jihad plan, which is right on schedule.

Posted by ex-lib 2008-10-04 14:46|| 2008-10-04 14:46|| Front Page Top

7 What colour is the severe end of severe?

Cute, .5MT. :-) Where do you store the thermite and the RPGs if the attic is already full of guns and ammunition?

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2008-10-04 15:39|| 2008-10-04 15:39|| Front Page Top

8 Purple.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-10-04 15:43|| 2008-10-04 15:43|| Front Page Top

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