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2004-10-03 Home Front: Politix
John F. Kerry - Weird Photo of a budding Command in Chief
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Posted by Capt America 2004-10-03 7:51:05 AM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1742 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

1 Whatever you do, DON'T VOTE FOR THAT MAN!
Posted by Dave D. 2004-10-03 9:38:28 AM||   2004-10-03 9:38:28 AM|| Front Page Top

2 Good to see he finally got his head out of there.
Posted by Tom 2004-10-03 9:38:48 AM||   2004-10-03 9:38:48 AM|| Front Page Top

3 That must be how he got nicked in the butt in Vietnam.
Posted by Bryan 2004-10-03 9:53:20 AM||   2004-10-03 9:53:20 AM|| Front Page Top

4 This guy really is an All-American.... and Jew, Christian, Muslim. What a tool.
Posted by nada 2004-10-03 10:05:38 AM||   2004-10-03 10:05:38 AM|| Front Page Top

5 Clearly an attempt at being "like" JFK, the real one.
Posted by crazyhorse  2004-10-03 10:08:23 AM||   2004-10-03 10:08:23 AM|| Front Page Top

6 My personal favorite is the Michael Dukakis moment when Kerry is in the bunny(?) suit.
Posted by John 2004-10-03 10:24:12 AM||   2004-10-03 10:24:12 AM|| Front Page Top

7 Kerry just doesn't get football or guns. That is scary in itself.
Posted by John 2004-10-03 10:28:21 AM||   2004-10-03 10:28:21 AM|| Front Page Top

8 Has John Fn. Kerry ever so much as played a down of football.
Posted by badanov  2004-10-03 10:36:16 AM|| [http://www.rkka.org/title-boris.gif]  2004-10-03 10:36:16 AM|| Front Page Top

9 Step 4: Bend your elbow at a 90 degree angle.

Step 5. Using the supplied extractor tool, ...
Posted by Steve White  2004-10-03 12:06:57 PM||   2004-10-03 12:06:57 PM|| Front Page Top

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"An Incredible Cinematic Wonder"
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-03 12:15:17 PM||   2004-10-03 12:15:17 PM|| Front Page Top

11 Looks like he has the Village People vote locked up. But, I don't remember Goofy Politician being a character in the band.
Posted by ed 2004-10-03 12:28:07 PM||   2004-10-03 12:28:07 PM|| Front Page Top

12 "LORD OF THE FLINGS"
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-03 1:10:00 PM||   2004-10-03 1:10:00 PM|| Front Page Top

13 I don't think the ball's necessary. It's a much better pic if you crop to just Kerry and the folks behind.
Posted by Bulldog  2004-10-03 1:16:14 PM||   2004-10-03 1:16:14 PM|| Front Page Top

14 Here, let's get rid of that thing:
Posted by Dave D. 2004-10-03 1:19:37 PM||   2004-10-03 1:19:37 PM|| Front Page Top

15 Bill: Hello
John: Bill, how's it going? Thanks for the new staff, but the campaign's still not going well. Any other ideas?
Bill: Well John, you still look like an effete, stuffy French poodle. The people don't like that. Perhaps if you'd toss a football around, and maybe look goofy at the same time. That way people'll know you're tough, and that you're a regular guy.
John: Thanks Bill, I'll try that. Maybe get some photographers to take pictures.
Bill: Great! I'm sure that'll help Hillary's '08 - uhhh, I mean your campaign.
John: OK, Thanks again, Ciao!
-- click --
Bill: Asshole!
Posted by A Jackson 2004-10-03 1:21:57 PM||   2004-10-03 1:21:57 PM|| Front Page Top

16 Dave D- YOU RASCAL!
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-03 1:38:24 PM||   2004-10-03 1:38:24 PM|| Front Page Top

17 Dave D: He can't find his ass in broad daylight, but he is using only one hand.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-10-03 1:47:24 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com]  2004-10-03 1:47:24 PM|| Front Page Top

18 Kerry introduces his new foreign policy called the BOHICA Doctrine - bend over here it comes again
Posted by H 2004-10-03 1:57:52 PM||   2004-10-03 1:57:52 PM|| Front Page Top

19 brings to mind this image
Posted by Frank G  2004-10-03 1:58:47 PM||   2004-10-03 1:58:47 PM|| Front Page Top

20 Oops- forgot the caption:

"His campaign advisors momentarily distracted, Presidential candid John Kerry (news - web sites) sneaks in some quality time with his imaginary playmate, Ralph."
Posted by Dave D. 2004-10-03 2:08:13 PM||   2004-10-03 2:08:13 PM|| Front Page Top

21 Did you notice that the picture was taken by AFP? This must be the part of Kerry that the French want to see.
Posted by RWV 2004-10-03 2:08:54 PM||   2004-10-03 2:08:54 PM|| Front Page Top

22 As usual, LGF seems to have reconstructed the real picture.
Posted by Phil Fraering 2004-10-03 2:19:19 PM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]  2004-10-03 2:19:19 PM|| Front Page Top

23 Of course Mr DRUDGE has a more troubling photo



Hugh Hewitt's Book, "If It's Not Close, They Can't Cheat"
Should have the sequel:

"If We Cheat To Make It Close, Then Our Lawyers Take Over"
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-03 2:37:15 PM||   2004-10-03 2:37:15 PM|| Front Page Top

24 Female Aide:

Aww, jeez ... somebody gave him a frickin' football!

Dammit, dammit, dammit!

No, don't look at him! You'll just encourage him!
Posted by JMP 2004-10-03 6:02:25 PM||   2004-10-03 6:02:25 PM|| Front Page Top

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