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2004-09-22 Home Front: Politix
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Posted by Sherry 2004-09-22 2:06:15 AM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Well -- maybe this is my favorite paragraph....

For most of us this would be more than enough to see us through November: Why did John Kerry cross the road? “I crossed the road to volunteer for Vietnam. Some of us know something about what it means to cross the road.” Who was that lady I saw you with last night? “That was no lady, that was my meal ticket.” How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? At least four. One to approve the removal of the old lightbulb. One to declare his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new lightbulb. And one to denounce George W Bush and America’s Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.
Posted by Sherry 2004-09-22 2:21:17 AM||   2004-09-22 2:21:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 What a hoot! That was my favorite (of many) too.

"That was no lady, that was my Momma T meal ticket."
Posted by Capt America  2004-09-22 3:33:55 AM||   2004-09-22 3:33:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 That was simply great. Won't change the opinions of anyone who's a rabid Kerry supporter, but nothing's perfect. Beautiful!
Posted by The Doctor 2004-09-22 10:23:47 AM||   2004-09-22 10:23:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 â€œA vain thin-skinned droning blueblood with an indestructible sense of his own status but none at all of his own ridiculousness.”
“John Kerry is a nut passing himself off as a dull centrist.”
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much made of so few by so many.” (Kerry’s Mekong experience)
Wow, he captured the complete Kerry and Theresa too!
Posted by Cyber Sarge  2004-09-22 11:10:09 AM||   2004-09-22 11:10:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Won't change the opinions of anyone who's a rabid Kerry supporter

Doc,

I think that's Kerry's main problem: there are no rabid Kerry supporters. Just rabid Bush haters.
Posted by Dreadnought 2004-09-22 11:55:21 AM||   2004-09-22 11:55:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Howard Dean was a dull centrist governor pretending to be nuts, John Kerry is a nut passing himself off as a dull centrist.

At this point I had to get up and go to the restroom. I was laughing so hard, I was afraid my fellow cubicle prarie-dogs would call 9-1-1 and cart me away...
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-22 12:28:26 PM||   2004-09-22 12:28:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Who among us doesn't like NASCAR?

Ooops, Whom, among us, doesn't like NASCAR? Er wait, whom amongst us...
Posted by Lucky 2004-09-22 1:29:15 PM||   2004-09-22 1:29:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Lucky, you were right the first time. And I'm afraid that I, amongst us, am completely puzzled about the attraction of loud, stinking vehicles travelling for hours without getting anywhere. But then, I don't get American football or baseball, either. Please forgive me?
Posted by trailing wife 2004-09-22 1:58:12 PM||   2004-09-22 1:58:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 NASCAR, football, baseball --

I appreciate all, but follow only baseball...
Oh S***, The DODGERS are choking AGAIN!
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-22 3:57:17 PM||   2004-09-22 3:57:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 We used to like NASCAR but hellfire they wouldn't let us run our OHC 427. I blame it on cattuah.
Posted by Holman & Moody 2004-09-22 7:45:57 PM||   2004-09-22 7:45:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I used to like NASCAR too! But God in Heaven! You ever actually see how fast those 3500 lbs pieces of thin steel are moving? I just washed my hands of the whole thing, forget it.
Posted by B Issacs 2004-09-22 7:47:49 PM||   2004-09-22 7:47:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 trailing wife, in the spring you must watch the Daytona 500. From start to finish. Try to pick your favorites as the race goes on. After that, you'll be down wit dat, promise. Football, they only play once a week and teams only play each other only once or twice a year, therforelosing last all week/year. So losing isn't cool. In fact, it's quite painful.

Now don't forget, springtime, Daytona 500 watch the whole thing.

B Issacs, it's obscene, crazy racing!
Posted by Lucky 2004-09-22 9:37:54 PM||   2004-09-22 9:37:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 football, nascar, hockey, pbr, deer hunting - oh hell yeah - the redneck in me is drooling like pavlov's dog.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-09-22 9:52:02 PM||   2004-09-22 9:52:02 PM|| Front Page Top

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