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2019-09-18 Home Front: Politix

DONALD Trump Stole Pancakes and Forgot a Relative was Dead While Visiting Family, Cousin Claims

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Posted by Beavis 2019-09-18 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [784 views ] Top

#1 Oh great. Two articles in a row (the other about Stormy) I thought it had to be the Bee.

Posted by European Conservative 2019-09-18 00:34|| 2019-09-18 00:34|| Front Page Top

#2 97 seconds. I counted.

Posted by gorb 2019-09-18 01:50|| 2019-09-18 01:50|| Front Page Top

#3 "An Impolite Visitor!" -- paper;
"His crass pancake-pilfering caper!"
"Old lady cries, 'skinflint!,'
Admits Donald didn't
Break in or get plastered or rape her."

Posted by Beldar de Medici6343 2019-09-18 02:45|| 2019-09-18 02:45|| Front Page Top

#4 but how many scoops of ice cream did he get?

Posted by Bob Grorong1136 2019-09-18 07:39|| 2019-09-18 07:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Is he as distance a cousin as a certain MA senator is Cherokee?

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-09-18 07:56|| 2019-09-18 07:56|| Front Page Top

#6 You spelled Newsweak incorrectly.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2019-09-18 08:00|| 2019-09-18 08:00|| Front Page Top

#7 "My mum and dad were second cousins."

You sure they weren't more closely related?

Posted by Rob Crawford 2019-09-18 08:33|| 2019-09-18 08:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Desperation.

Next time Newsweak is put up for sale it will be the owners paying the buyer to put them (and us) out of their (our) misery.

Posted by Lex 2019-09-18 09:00|| 2019-09-18 09:00|| Front Page Top

#9 If that doesn't take the cake. Yeah, my room, I know...

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-09-18 09:14|| 2019-09-18 09:14|| Front Page Top

#10 Does pancake mean something different in Scotland than America?

If you were to put my wife's pancakes in your pockets, your pockets would have to be yuge.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-09-18 10:31|| 2019-09-18 10:31|| Front Page Top

#11 I have cousins too.

Posted by Iblis 2019-09-18 10:51|| 2019-09-18 10:51|| Front Page Top

#12 Mmmhh pancakes

Posted by European Conservative 2019-09-18 16:41|| 2019-09-18 16:41|| Front Page Top

#13 "The stocks." And what's next on the docket?
"A man caught with cakes in his pocket."
"He scurried off, yelping..."
"When served a third helping!"
"I have here a scrap of his jacket."

Posted by Jereter Trotsky3452 2019-09-18 16:45|| 2019-09-18 16:45|| Front Page Top

#14 I suppose we should be thankful Cosmopolitan or NYT didn't get there first.

TRUMP'S COUSINS ACCUSES HIM OF GRABBING HER FLAPJACKS !

Posted by Dron66046 2019-09-18 16:51|| 2019-09-18 16:51|| Front Page Top

#15 Something not being mentioned here is Trump is an anti germ freak. I don't see him sticking food in his pocket. It sounds more like something a rustic game keeper might do.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-09-18 18:08|| 2019-09-18 18:08|| Front Page Top

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