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2019-09-06 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Swedish Scientist Proposes Cannibalism to Fight Climate Change

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-09-06 07:56|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11141 views ] Top

#1 Sounds like a job for planned parenthood.

Posted by Dale 2019-09-06 08:08|| 2019-09-06 08:08|| Front Page Top

#2 Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny. A cannibal was having digestive problems after eating someone. The witch doctor asked him to describe how he cooked him. The sick cannibal said, "I cut him up, put him in a pot of water with vegetables, herbs, spices, salt, and pepper". The witch doctor then asked him to describe the man. He said, "he was bald on top, wearing a robe down to his ankles with a nelt tied around the middle and sandals". The witch doctor said, "There's your problem. You ate a Friar instead of a boiler".

Posted by Deacon Blues 2019-09-06 08:31|| 2019-09-06 08:31|| Front Page Top

#3 to your room, Deacon

Posted by Frank G 2019-09-06 09:09|| 2019-09-06 09:09|| Front Page Top

#4 Soylet Green is people

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-09-06 10:12|| 2019-09-06 10:12|| Front Page Top

#5 You first!

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2019-09-06 10:16|| 2019-09-06 10:16|| Front Page Top

#6 IowaHawk tweet on this topic

Posted by 3dc 2019-09-06 10:34|| 2019-09-06 10:34|| Front Page Top

#7 Was sure this was the Bee.

Posted by Iblis 2019-09-06 10:53|| 2019-09-06 10:53|| Front Page Top

#8 Not the Babylon Bee? Fooled again...

Posted by magpie 2019-09-06 11:05|| 2019-09-06 11:05|| Front Page Top

#9 Grandma...she's whats for dinner!

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-09-06 11:13|| 2019-09-06 11:13|| Front Page Top

#10

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-09-06 15:06|| 2019-09-06 15:06|| Front Page Top

#11 Not Bee? Wasn't sure.

Posted by Lex 2019-09-06 17:02|| 2019-09-06 17:02|| Front Page Top

#12 Why eat people who die by themselves ? They'd be old or diseased. Besides they'd already have added the majority of their share of carbon to the profile.

😈 I say, eat young, unemployed people !

'The tragedy is not to die, but to be wasted.' - Hannibal Lecter

Posted by Dron66046 2019-09-06 17:22|| 2019-09-06 17:22|| Front Page Top

#13 "Modernity's comfortable idle
Are tender, well-marbled, and vital,
Say Swedish chefs hired
To serve them, inspired
By this cookbook!" [You're Fired! is its title]

Posted by Slenter Sinatra4266 2019-09-06 18:31|| 2019-09-06 18:31|| Front Page Top

#14 Jonathan Swift lives.

Posted by Lex 2019-09-06 18:41|| 2019-09-06 18:41|| Front Page Top

#15 Are there any cute young Swedish blonde girls Left?

Posted by Groth Hupans2047 2019-09-06 19:30|| 2019-09-06 19:30|| Front Page Top

#16 Where's Swift? Tin Can Alley, a phantom,
A man, baby! Cherchez le panem.
Ad Canam, a stork,
Out of work, squawks, "Short pork!
Sure it's kosher... for stylish kohanim."

Accusative and dative... why do they hate me?

Posted by Slenter Sinatra4266 2019-09-06 19:59|| 2019-09-06 19:59|| Front Page Top

#17 "How to Serve Man"

Posted by Mercutio 2019-09-06 21:07|| 2019-09-06 21:07|| Front Page Top

#18 Wonder what PETA's take on this is......

Posted by Mercutio 2019-09-06 21:08|| 2019-09-06 21:08|| Front Page Top

#19 Surströmming comes close enough

Posted by European Conservative 2019-09-06 22:13|| 2019-09-06 22:13|| Front Page Top

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