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2022-08-11 Government Corruption

IRS seeks armed accountants ready for 'deadly force'

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Posted by Fred 2022-08-11 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1
Posse of well groomed gym rats needed.
Character, grit, all will be weeded.
Committed, self-serving bastitches
are welcome, not the well breeded.
Are you the type to shoot your own,
for just a few pennies of loan?
Then you're the one we want!
Even Eliot's best will be superceded.
24 days of the month off, power unimpeded.
Perks! Women! Young boys! Lands undeeded!

Posted by Dron66046 2022-08-11 02:12|| 2022-08-11 02:12|| Front Page Top

#2 These armed federal agents are for use against US. The little guy. They aren't going to be raiding Google, Facebook and Citibank. They're going to be shooting our dogs at 4am and kicking our doors open for a $300 discrepancy on our tax returns.

Posted by Tiny Jeater6933 2022-08-11 08:22|| 2022-08-11 08:22|| Front Page Top

#3 This is not going to end well.

Posted by 49 Pan 2022-08-11 08:48|| 2022-08-11 08:48|| Front Page Top

#4 They're going to be shooting our dogs at 4am and kicking our doors open for a $300 discrepancy on our tax returns.

Just the sort of money-losing operation we all expect of USGov.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-08-11 09:15|| 2022-08-11 09:15|| Front Page Top

#5 I'll take Affirmative Action hiring for $600. Alex.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-08-11 09:29|| 2022-08-11 09:29|| Front Page Top

#6 John Wick killed three men...with a pencil! A f*cking PENCIL! OK, let's start my audit.

Posted by Frank G 2022-08-11 09:40|| 2022-08-11 09:40|| Front Page Top

#7 Just who I need to go against in my next IRS field audit - some dickweed who thinks he's John Fucking Rambo...

Posted by Raj 2022-08-11 09:52|| 2022-08-11 09:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Zombies ?

Posted by Besoeker 2022-08-11 09:56|| 2022-08-11 09:56|| Front Page Top

#9 "These are The President's Personal Diamond Couriers."

I'll take Affirmative Action hiring for $600. Alex.
They're going to be shooting our dogs at 4am and kicking our doors open for a $300 discrepancy on our tax returns.

"It came to our attention you did not declare your 10/22."

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-08-11 10:27|| 2022-08-11 10:27|| Front Page Top

#10 i thought this headline was the Bee

Posted by 746 2022-08-11 12:08|| 2022-08-11 12:08|| Front Page Top

#11 Seems Lois Bujold is prescient. In one of her Chalion books, she refers to armies of armed accountants roaming the countryside, stripping it bare and calling it "collecting taxes."

Posted by Mercutio 2022-08-11 12:25|| 2022-08-11 12:25|| Front Page Top

#12 Description makes the Gestapo look reasonable by comparison...or the KGB.

Posted by borgboy 2022-08-11 12:28|| 2022-08-11 12:28|| Front Page Top

#13 Ref #11: There are many people in Ga. who would PAY to gain involvement in an effort to combat those SOB's. It wouldn't even be a fair fight.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-08-11 12:30|| 2022-08-11 12:30|| Front Page Top

#14 The Emperor Justinian and his logothetes.

Posted by borgboy 2022-08-11 12:33|| 2022-08-11 12:33|| Front Page Top

#15 Who do you shoot when the civil war starts?

Posted by Hupimp Gurly-Brown2198 2022-08-11 13:30|| 2022-08-11 13:30|| Front Page Top

#16 Why do they need to be armed when all they have to do is garnish our wages?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-08-11 13:37|| 2022-08-11 13:37|| Front Page Top

#17 Oh, to protect themselves from all us right-wing white supremacist extremists they've been cataloging since J6 who are waiting to gun them down.

Are you in "The Catalog"?

Posted by Bobby 2022-08-11 15:14|| 2022-08-11 15:14|| Front Page Top

#18 Why is the establishment trying so hard to turn Timothy McVeigh into John Brown?

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-08-11 15:37|| 2022-08-11 15:37|| Front Page Top

#19 On another note, anyone catch the Call of Duty: Post Office tacticool employee advertisement?

It was weird.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-08-11 16:00|| 2022-08-11 16:00|| Front Page Top

#20 Meanwhile, in Appalachia, the IRS runs into a 'problem'.

"Hi, I'm from the Internal Revenue..."

"MOM! DA REVENUERs are here!"

*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

"Go git a shovel and a pick.....bury it up the hollow."

Posted by Silentbrick 2022-08-11 16:51|| 2022-08-11 16:51|| Front Page Top

#21
"Mom, c'n I keep the leg? I'll put it in after Jaws has played."

"Nay. You put the whole revenuer in! You got that tree hugger last week."

"But, Mom! That one's all used up!"

[Jaws whines, holds up environmentalist]

Posted by Dron66046 2022-08-11 17:02|| 2022-08-11 17:02|| Front Page Top

#22

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-08-11 17:45|| 2022-08-11 17:45|| Front Page Top

#23 I believe that after the midterms this nation will have strong support for abolishing the IRS.

Posted by ruprecht 2022-08-11 18:12|| 2022-08-11 18:12|| Front Page Top

#24 If the fix isn't in, its going to be interesting the following year in the appropriations process.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-08-11 19:07|| 2022-08-11 19:07|| Front Page Top

#25 Build Back Better for who? To me it looks like this has been planned for a while. They have been buying up ammo since Biden took office.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-08-11 20:32|| 2022-08-11 20:32|| Front Page Top

#26 They better be prepared to receive deadly force.

Posted by DarthVader 2022-08-11 22:12|| 2022-08-11 22:12|| Front Page Top

#27 Sorry Mercutio, I'll agree on author but point out the beginnings of the Barrayan Vor class. Tax Accountant simply shortened to Count.

Posted by Jak the Ripper 2022-08-11 22:35|| 2022-08-11 22:35|| Front Page Top

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