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2006-07-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Russian Farmer Asks Putins Permission to Marry Cow

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Posted by Mike 2006-07-11 10:17|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Ick. Although if it hasn't occurred to him to wander over to the pub in the next village (the one that still has some girls left), perhaps he and his lovely cow are well suited to one another.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-07-11 11:24|| 2006-07-11 11:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Moooooooooove along - nothing to see here.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Posted by GORT 2006-07-11 11:25|| 2006-07-11 11:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Is he right about Holland? Can you marry a domestic animal there? Are the Dutch really that tolerant? Is this guy a nut or what?

Posted by Tony (UK) 2006-07-11 14:24|| 2006-07-11 14:24|| Front Page Top

#4 if it hasn't occurred to him to wander over to the pub in the next village

In rural Russia? I'd suspect he'd be beaten to a pulp by the local boys if he pulled a stunt like that. You just don't go to the village next door searching for women, unless you come with friends and you can overpower the local competition in that village. Village Survival 101.

Posted by Wohoo! 2006-07-11 14:34|| 2006-07-11 14:34|| Front Page Top

#5 Add another to the list of things I didn't used to know (the one not nearly as long as the list of things I still don't know, or the presumably even longer list from which this item came of things I didn't even know existed to be known about).

Posted by trailing wife 2006-07-11 17:15|| 2006-07-11 17:15|| Front Page Top

#6 "I don't know who my moooother is!"

Posted by grb 2006-07-11 17:24|| 2006-07-11 17:24|| Front Page Top

#7 things I didn't even know existed to be known about

or as Donald Rumsfeld would have said, "the unknown unknowns." :)

Posted by Wohoo 2006-07-11 18:03|| 2006-07-11 18:03|| Front Page Top

#8 Dear President Vladimir,
Bovinus my new prospective wife says howdy Putty!
Isn't she just mooLicious!

Posted by Russian Peasant 2006-07-11 23:12|| 2006-07-11 23:12|| Front Page Top

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