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[Regnum] Last week, Telegram channels wrote about a holiday with a hundred animators, a crow and a city council, and much more. The most interesting ones are in our selection.

CENTRAL FEDERAL DISTRICT
A free stretching class was held in Moscow's Luzhniki. According to Moslenta, the event suddenly turned into "granny gladiator fights." Elderly ladies began to crush each other for free mats: they grabbed three at a time and fought back with their elbows. It remains a mystery why they needed so many yoga mats, especially in acidic colors.
In Krasnogorsk, a hundred animators arrived for someone's birthday party, all dressed as polar bears. The celebration took place in a bathhouse. " Krasnogorsk-Online " learned that these were "almost all the bear animators that exist in Moscow and the Moscow region."
"Liptown" is happy for a bird that was rescued from a trap in Lipetsk: the bird got into the ventilation and got stuck. Having heard strange sounds, the residents called the rescuers. They had to dismantle part of the shaft. The bird was freed. At the same time, they arranged a free show for adults and children, who watched the rescue of the bird with interest.
NORTHWESTERN FEDERAL DISTRICT
An unusually absurd chase took place in the Leningrad Region. In Kudrovo, a young man approached a passerby and, threatening him with a knife, took his phone. The police quickly tracked down the criminal and began to pursue him. And he decided to climb over a high fence and ended up on the territory of the police department. He was detained literally on the porch of the building, " The Whole Essence of Petersburg " is surprised.
A wooden house, or rather its remains, was accidentally found in the Karelia National Park, which are located at the bottom of Lake Pizanets. The log house was noticed by a photographer when he was looking through the photos. A special expedition with divers will find out how the house ended up at the bottom. "It slid down," jokes " Stranoved ".
VOLGA FEDERAL DISTRICT
A 25-year-old resident of Cheboksary had an unsuccessful visit to a wedding. She wanted to catch the bride's bouquet, stood in the front row. But the bride threw the bouquet not upwards, but directly into the crowd, and with considerable force. The bouquet hit the girl in the eye. Hospitalization was required, the channel " About the city of Cheboksary " knows.
"Nizhny Novgorod without censorship" is surprised by camels. They have become regularly noticed on the roads of the region. No one is surprised by them anymore. Jokes about global warming are no longer jokes.
But not for Penza. "Sursky Krai" reports that the city's social networks were filled with a rather strange question for July: "When will the heating be turned on?" The weather is autumnal, cold, although usually at this time in Penza it is unbearably hot.
Saratov scientists have created a line of canned goods so nutritious that they have already been dubbed revolutionary. The "revolution" canned goods consist of specially prepared (in a vacuum) meat, legumes and pumpkin seed flour. " Saratovshchina " reports that the canned goods are not only super-nutritious, but also rich in vitamins. Probably, the most correct and healthy food will soon look like canned goods from Saratov.
SOUTHERN FEDERAL DISTRICT
A crow has been trying to get into the Volgograd City Duma for several days, tirelessly banging on the door of the building. City residents joke that it wants to get a mandate. " Stalingumrak " ironically says that the crow has definitely earned the title of "important bird".
In Sochi, a tow truck had to be called to remove an electric scooter. "Kuban 24" reports: the scooter's power exceeded 250 W, which means that a driver's license is needed to operate it. The 38-year-old man did not have a license. Therefore, the inspectors drew up an administrative protocol, and the scooter was taken to a special parking lot, as required. It looked funny: a small scooter on a large tow truck.
NORTH CAUCASIAN FEDERAL DISTRICT
"Arrows of Kazbek" decided to calculate how many natural disasters the Stavropol region has been subjected to in recent times. It turned out to be almost everything - from heat to storms, including a tornado and an earthquake! It remains to hope that the streak of bad luck in the region will soon end.
Meanwhile, despite the bad weather, a lady stylist climbed Elbrus. And gave her companion a fashionable haircut. It turned out to be the most, as noted by "Stavropolskaya Telegam", high-mountain haircut.
URAL FEDERAL DISTRICT
A well-groomed cat on a leash was spotted in front of a bar in Yekaterinburg. It was not allowed into the premises, and the owners had to leave it outside. "The scene is straight out of Bulgakov. I just want to say: "Why are you, citizen, shouting 'scat' to the customers?" - sadly "EAN".
There, in Yekaterinburg, they started testing a new tram. It is strange. It runs at night, and, looking at photos and videos, city residents cannot decide whether it has three or five sections. " Bazhovsky Skaz " thinks it has five. But it seems to have three.
SIBERIAN FEDERAL DISTRICT
The summer shutdown of hot water drives people to rivers, baths, fitness clubs - where they can wash away dirt and refresh themselves. Some prefer fountains. "Tomsk 1604" reports that in Tomsk a man climbed into a fountain to wash himself, which is located right in the center of the city, near the administration...
FAR EASTERN FEDERAL DISTRICT
"Nedebri" writes about a gastrofestival in Chita. It was turned into a full-fledged cultural event. The theme was the Decembrists! That's why they served dishes from the cookbooks of exiled nobles, including "tea" from Transbaikal herbs, invented in one of the Decembrist families.
"Macho from Avachi" writes about the danger of wild foxes, which are known for their treachery. Recently, on the beach, a man handed a fox a smartphone, saying that it was a tasty thing. The fox grabbed it and ran. The smartphone recorded a video of the animal running away, followed by the owner's curses. Fortunately for the man, the fox soon threw the phone away, which returned to him. Apparently, the fox did not find it tasty enough.
This is the news that the channels shared last week. Read the continuation next Friday, July 11.
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