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2005-07-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Rampaging cows devastate Alpine family reunion
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Posted by Seafarious 2005-07-05 00:40|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 dont messn with babee cowes! armanents a cumin soon!
Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-05 01:03|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2005-07-05 01:03|| Front Page Top

#2 "How many cows in a stampede, Earl? Is there a minimum speed?"
-- Tremors
Posted by mojo">mojo  2005-07-05 01:04||   2005-07-05 01:04|| Front Page Top

#3 Cows,they're in udder denial.
Posted by Anonamoooo 2005-07-05 01:20||   2005-07-05 01:20|| Front Page Top

#4 This makes news? These people are entirely to cityfied.
Posted by Sock Puppet 0’ Doom 2005-07-05 03:57||   2005-07-05 03:57|| Front Page Top

#5 Lucky for them those cows weren't packing heat . . . it coulda been a lot worse.
Posted by Mike 2005-07-05 06:37||   2005-07-05 06:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Coulda been a lot worse, Chickens with Choppers for instance.
Posted by Shipman 2005-07-05 07:14||   2005-07-05 07:14|| Front Page Top

#7 The hills are alive with the sound of mooing.

And the Von Trapp family thought their escape was narrow.
Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins  2005-07-05 08:02|| http://blog.simmins.org]">[http://blog.simmins.org]  2005-07-05 08:02|| Front Page Top

#8 Seven comments and no "Cows--Why do they hate us?" yet? You guys are slipping!
Posted by Dar">Dar  2005-07-05 08:32||   2005-07-05 08:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Authorities are searching for an Imam who was seen visiting the dairy barn the day before.
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2005-07-05 09:35|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2005-07-05 09:35|| Front Page Top

#10 this is not Mucky safe
Posted by Anonamoooo 2005-07-05 09:56||   2005-07-05 09:56|| Front Page Top

#11 The wife and I went to a super-fancy restaurant for Valentine's Day, and on the menu they had special ravioli made with "high-altitude cheese." I asked about it and they explained it came from Alpine cows, and the high altitudes made for better cheese. Whatever else it does, the altitude seems to make cows crazier than a shithouse rat, because cows at my altitude don't freak out like these ones did.
Posted by WhitecollarRedneck 2005-07-05 12:29||   2005-07-05 12:29|| Front Page Top

#12 Where 'ya been WCR?
Posted by Shipman 2005-07-05 12:31||   2005-07-05 12:31|| Front Page Top

#13 COWS WITH GUNS
Posted by True German Ally 2005-07-05 13:46||   2005-07-05 13:46|| Front Page Top

#14 Tonight on Nightline - "Cows - Why do they hate us?" and our special guest, Morgan Spurlock and his new show, "30 days. Utterly Moooving, understanding from the bovine view."

Happy now Dar?
Posted by mmurray821 2005-07-05 15:42||   2005-07-05 15:42|| Front Page Top

#15 Lucky for them they weren't cows of the variety who in Spain (1), produces bulls for bullfights. They are a lot more agressive and much, much faster than those bavarian cows.

(1) In some Spanish villages they are released in the streets. They use cows instead of bulls because a) they are a lot cheaper and b) it is easier to make obstacles to keep them in the danger zone than with the much stronger bulls. From time to time people are seriously wounded or killed but that is part of the fun. Of course, their horns are unblunted or unprotected: this is Spain not France.
Posted by JFM">JFM  2005-07-05 17:06||   2005-07-05 17:06|| Front Page Top

#16 The last thing I remember, Doc, was this big...
Posted by .com 2005-07-05 17:10||   2005-07-05 17:10|| Front Page Top

#17 nice one TGA, and Mucky friendly to boot.

., thats worser nightmere than seeing LT bearing down on you.
Posted by Anonamoooo 2005-07-05 17:44||   2005-07-05 17:44|| Front Page Top

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