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2012-07-03 Home Front: Culture Wars

Woman who married warehouse to save a neighborhood

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Posted by CrazyFool 2012-07-03 00:39|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1735 views ] Top

1 I would really like to see the guest list, Mr and Mrs Sodacan, Ms Uggshoebox and of course the bridesmaid, Ciggie Butt.

Posted by Steven 2012-07-03 02:52|| 2012-07-03 02:52|| Front Page Top

2 When asked if she had armed herself with a brick, she explained that the brick was her wife.

Jeebus, I'm just wonderin' how one goes about determining the gender of a freakin' brick?

Posted by BA 2012-07-03 07:30|| 2012-07-03 07:30|| Front Page Top

3 Well at least she's not married to one of those filthy heterosexual humans.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2012-07-03 08:11|| 2012-07-03 08:11|| Front Page Top

4 When asked if she had armed herself with a brick, she explained that the brick was her wife.

Hence the axiom, a few bricks short of a full load.

Posted by Besoeker 2012-07-03 11:34|| 2012-07-03 11:34|| Front Page Top

5 Jeebus, I'm just wonderin' how one goes about determining the gender of a freakin' brick?

BA, when you look at a brick, do you see the usual evidence of masculinity? Q.E.D.

Posted by trailing wife 2012-07-03 12:26|| 2012-07-03 12:26|| Front Page Top

6 Now now, lets not go putting sexual stereotypes on bricks, they have the right to persue their own identity without your pressure or expectations.

Posted by swksvolFF 2012-07-03 13:05|| 2012-07-03 13:05|| Front Page Top

7 Right. And lets not get into how the marriage was consummated. Some things are better left unasked.

Posted by CrazyFool 2012-07-03 13:40|| 2012-07-03 13:40|| Front Page Top

8 "Get the net..."

Posted by mojo 2012-07-03 13:50|| 2012-07-03 13:50|| Front Page Top

9 Touche, TW. Great counter-point.

Can't wait to see the protests in San Fran over this one....

Posted by BA 2012-07-03 13:55|| 2012-07-03 13:55|| Front Page Top

10 Is gay marriage legal in Washington? Masonry and all notwithstanding.

Aren't marriages for citizenship considered illegal. Isn't this the same thing more or less?

And did anyone actually ask the warehouse? I don't think a non-consentual marriage is valid in any case.

Posted by rjschwarz 2012-07-03 15:32|| 2012-07-03 15:32|| Front Page Top

11 When asked if she had armed herself with a brick, she explained that the brick was her wife.

She's a brick. house.

Posted by swksvolFF 2012-07-03 15:47|| 2012-07-03 15:47|| Front Page Top

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