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2005-06-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Frank G 2005-06-22 09:51|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1741 views since 2007-05-07] Top

1 Blade Runner haiku: All those moments will be lost. In time. Like Tears. In Rain.

Posted by Zhang Fei">Zhang Fei 2005-06-22 10:01|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2005-06-22 10:01|| Front Page Top

2 "Well the world needs ditch diggers too, son."
Judge Elihu Smails, "Caddyshack", 1980.

Posted by tu3031 2005-06-22 10:05|| 2005-06-22 10:05|| Front Page Top

3 I love #11, RIP Strother Martin - you're not forgotten.

Not a loser in the top 50, anyway.

Posted by .com 2005-06-22 10:10|| 2005-06-22 10:10|| Front Page Top

4 They missed a lot of good ones.

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"I fart in your general direction!"

And my personal favorite:
"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"
- John Travolta in Broken Arrow

Posted by BH 2005-06-22 10:30|| 2005-06-22 10:30|| Front Page Top

5 "I thought you were gonna follow me?"
"Yeah, but then I came to my senses."
-- Big Trouble in Little China

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-06-22 10:36|| 2005-06-22 10:36|| Front Page Top

6 Here's the badges from TotSM...
Strother from Cool Hand Luke...
Mad as Hell from Network...
Long version...
And Houston from Apollo 13...

A classic they missed...
And another missed... (NSFW)
And another... (NSFW)
Another...
Another...
Lol... (SNSFW)

Tons more, of course...

More - Honorable Mentions, I guess...
Roddy Piper from They Live!...
Gary Oldham from The Professional...
And this one is a personal favorite. (NSFW, lol!)

Sheesh, so many!

Posted by .com 2005-06-22 11:10|| 2005-06-22 11:10|| Front Page Top

7 "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Ripley, Aliens

"In ten minutes this whole place is going to be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska." Aliens

Posted by LC FOTSGreg">LC FOTSGreg 2005-06-22 11:16|| 2005-06-22 11:16|| Front Page Top

8 Nothing from Princess Bride? Nothing from Blazing Saddles? And a lot of those over 50 don't belong there.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-06-22 11:21|| 2005-06-22 11:21|| Front Page Top

9 "Life is tough, but it's tougher if your stupid" - John Wayne as Sergeant Stryker in The Sands Of Iwo Jima.

Posted by Snolunter Elmineger5424 2005-06-22 11:25|| 2005-06-22 11:25|| Front Page Top

10 I snuck a stealth entry in from Blazing Saddles, heh, in my post. Here's another...

And to represent the kiddies... (NSFW)

Posted by .com 2005-06-22 11:27|| 2005-06-22 11:27|| Front Page Top

11 And Casablanca is the leader in number of quotes, followed by Gone with the wind (but Gone in the Wind getting gets the #1 quote)

Posted by JFM">JFM 2005-06-22 11:35|| 2005-06-22 11:35|| Front Page Top

12 Nothing from Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Posted by BH 2005-06-22 11:48|| 2005-06-22 11:48|| Front Page Top

13 "Failure is not an option." -- Apollo 13

"Concern for life isn't weakness . . . and disregard for it isn't strength." -- The Incredibles

"Why would anyone want to cut out a man's tongue?"
"Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say." -- The Wind And The Lion

"If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle."
"And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind." -- Zulu

Posted by Mike 2005-06-22 14:15|| 2005-06-22 14:15|| Front Page Top

14 You knew the job was dangerous when you took it

From Bambi "look Bambi, the waters stiff"

Its twu, its twu from BS

Posted by Cheaderhead 2005-06-22 14:32|| 2005-06-22 14:32|| Front Page Top

15 Oh! oh! ohhhhhhhhh!
ah!oh! ah!oh ah!oh!
ugh!

Cheap Video - The SoundTrack '78

Posted by half 2005-06-22 15:55|| 2005-06-22 15:55|| Front Page Top

16 weres all da wite womenz at?

-from BS

Posted by snoopdogg4doo 2005-06-22 21:29|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-22 21:29|| Front Page Top

17 Where's Anakin's famous

No. I am your father

quote?

Posted by Korora">Korora 2005-06-22 21:48|| http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]">[http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2005-06-22 21:48|| Front Page Top

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