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2026-05-17 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

‘Happiest day of our lives’: Gazans hold mass wedding among ruins

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Posted by trailing wife 2026-05-17 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1788 views ] Top
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1 Maybe they really do hate Bacon? Anyhoo... *threads projector*

Cue mass wedding of Pals, unrehearsed,
For with genocide looming, who durst?
Moo the husbands and groomed,
"Sure, we knew we were doomed---"
Coo new carriage kaboomers, too, "Cursed!'

Posted by Captain Turkeyneck1434 2026-05-17 05:09|| 2026-05-17 05:09|| Front Page Top

2 ~~new~~ cute. Doggone Learworms.

Posted by Captain Turkeyneck1434 2026-05-17 05:14|| 2026-05-17 05:14|| Front Page Top

3 What is the average age of the 'brides'? Eight? Ten? Somewhere around there?

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2026-05-17 08:52|| 2026-05-17 08:52|| Front Page Top

4 You mean future suicide bomber makers? Hit it with a JDAM

Posted by DarthVader 2026-05-17 14:11|| 2026-05-17 14:11|| Front Page Top

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