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2026-05-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Secret Service Agent Arrested for Alleged Public Wanking in Miami

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Posted by Besoeker 2026-05-05 04:59|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1861 views ] Top

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Maybe I am missing it...
Despite having dug thru the I-net for 10+ mins.

When was the Pervert POS hired?
Was he a Obama/Biden or Trump admin hire?

Posted by NN2N1 2026-05-05 08:30|| 2026-05-05 08:30|| Front Page Top

2 Golf never had that effect on me, but I suppose every man is different.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-05-05 09:57|| 2026-05-05 09:57|| Front Page Top

3 I'm getting this error message when trying to pull up an image:

Not Found
The requested URL was not found on this server.

Posted by DooDahMan 2026-05-05 09:58|| 2026-05-05 09:58|| Front Page Top

4 So he's qualified to run for a Donk congressional seat.

Posted by Procopius2k 2026-05-05 10:20|| 2026-05-05 10:20|| Front Page Top

5 The expression in the photo at the link is very odd. Is he on drugs or drunk? I don’t understand why he looks off in a way that makes me seriously uncomfortable.

Posted by trailing wife 2026-05-05 12:01|| 2026-05-05 12:01|| Front Page Top

6 /\ The expression in the photo at the link is very odd. Is he on drugs or drunk?

The impairment had become so severe he could no longer see to shave.

Posted by Besoeker 2026-05-05 13:52|| 2026-05-05 13:52|| Front Page Top

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Sorry it was begging to be asked in humor.

Was it his putter or his driver?

Posted by NN2N1 2026-05-05 14:25|| 2026-05-05 14:25|| Front Page Top

8 It's the look of a duffer who lost too many balls to errant strokes.

Posted by swksvolFF 2026-05-05 16:58|| 2026-05-05 16:58|| Front Page Top

9 Reminds me of the man-in- a -van who went into Manhattan, scored some crystal meth, and on the way home to New Jersey, managed to keep his hands off it till the very middle of the Lincoln tunnel.

Posted by Knuckles Grundy 2026-05-05 18:05|| 2026-05-05 18:05|| Front Page Top

10 There were some SS shots fired in DC too.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-05-05 19:00|| 2026-05-05 19:00|| Front Page Top

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