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2020-04-17 -Land of the Free

Montana County Demands People Wear Government-Issued Arm Bands To Do Business

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Posted by Beavis 2020-04-17 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1778 views ] Top

1 That's Nowheresville, Montana

Posted by Bobby 2020-04-17 00:40|| 2020-04-17 00:40|| Front Page Top

2 Sounds like part of the heartland infested by left coasties.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-17 02:19|| 2020-04-17 02:19|| Front Page Top

3 Everything inside the County, nothing outside the county, nothing against the county!

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-04-17 03:17|| 2020-04-17 03:17|| Front Page Top

4 The sign of the things to come?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-04-17 03:45|| 2020-04-17 03:45|| Front Page Top

5 Why bother with an unpredictable virus? Make people below a certain net worth wear armbands that say "Worthless"

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-17 05:03|| 2020-04-17 05:03|| Front Page Top

6 Social Credit system, coming to a county near you.
Gates is offering to design the embeddable body chip.

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 07:33|| 2020-04-17 07:33|| Front Page Top

7 You want a boogaloo (especially in Montana)? This is how you get a boogaloo.

Posted by DarthVader 2020-04-17 09:16|| 2020-04-17 09:16|| Front Page Top

8 That was "retracted" quickly...

Update: In response to our reporting, the Valley County Commissioners offered the following apology and “retraction” of the health department’s flier.

Posted by DarthVader 2020-04-17 09:18|| 2020-04-17 09:18|| Front Page Top

9 Wow. What are they, an HOA?

Posted by Frank G 2020-04-17 09:32|| 2020-04-17 09:32|| Front Page Top

10 Is there a contest going on to see who can issue the most extreme, unreasonable, unconstitutional ukases? If so, please give someone the gold medal and halt the competition.

Posted by Tom 2020-04-17 11:33|| 2020-04-17 11:33|| Front Page Top

11 Gov. Witless already won. Gold, Silver and Bronze.

She's the Michael Phelps of the Shitshow Olympiad.

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 11:53|| 2020-04-17 11:53|| Front Page Top

12 Valley County is in eastern Montana near the Canadian border. About one person per square mile.

Posted by lord garth 2020-04-17 13:19|| 2020-04-17 13:19|| Front Page Top

13 You have a better chance of being raped by a moose,than coming down with covid.

Posted by bbrewer126 2020-04-17 13:55|| 2020-04-17 13:55|| Front Page Top

14 Lot of county health officials being given sweeping powers and authority.

Even if they are not malicious, the Good Idea Fairy never rests.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-04-17 15:00|| 2020-04-17 15:00|| Front Page Top

15 ^What did DOJ do?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-04-17 15:09|| 2020-04-17 15:09|| Front Page Top

16 What symbol will have to be on the armband?

Posted by Glenmore 2020-04-17 15:52|| 2020-04-17 15:52|| Front Page Top

17 Not read C.S. Lewis?

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-04-17 16:08|| 2020-04-17 16:08|| Front Page Top

18 Do they require you to ring a bell shouting UNCLEAN UNCLEAN once you are diagnosed?

Or do they have a Star of David and say "Jude" on the armband?

Or how about a mark on the forehead with numbers on it?

Posted by Marilyn Tojo7566 2020-04-17 16:52|| 2020-04-17 16:52|| Front Page Top

19 Well, we are lucky there. The forehead number was supposed to be 666 but upon more detailed analysis it was determined to be 667, due to omitted decimal round off. That was a close one.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2020-04-17 17:55|| 2020-04-17 17:55|| Front Page Top

20 another Y2K error

Posted by Frank G 2020-04-17 18:41|| 2020-04-17 18:41|| Front Page Top

21 Or how about a Bill Gates chip that confirms you've been given a shot of Dr. Mengele's beetle juice.

Posted by Clem 2020-04-17 20:40|| 2020-04-17 20:40|| Front Page Top

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