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Hegseth Says He'll Order Pizzas Randomly to Throw Off Tracking App

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Posted by Clem+Elmish4239 2026-02-24 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [1800 views ] Top
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1 It is within the realm of possibility that a random pizza fest could trigger an attack from an enemy that expects to be targeted.

Posted by Super Hose 2026-02-24 06:09|| 2026-02-24 06:09|| Front Page Top

2 Make them eat MREs, I'm sure a few pallets of Pork Patty are left somewhere. I liked Ham slice and diced turkey with gravy though, preferably warm.

Posted by Silentbrick 2026-02-24 08:57|| 2026-02-24 08:57|| Front Page Top

3 I'll have pizza with gRAPE soda, extra walnut sauce.
-- John Podesta, DNC chairman, from the Wikileaks emails.
The adrenal gland is described by doctors as walnut-shaped. The sauce inside? Adrenochrome, like Hunter S. Thompson wrote about. Supposed to be the ultimate drug.

A gold-plated Pentagon and they don't have a mess hall that can make pizzas? We are finding out, over and over, just how incompetent and unsuitable these people are. They just luxuriate in their untouchableness and a few thousand random native-born Americans could do better.

Posted by Jairong+Scourge+of+the+Gepids2435 2026-02-24 10:25|| 2026-02-24 10:25|| Front Page Top

4 So, how does pizza delivery work at what is supposed to be a secure facility, anyway?
Leave it at the guard post?

Posted by ed in texas 2026-02-24 11:33|| 2026-02-24 11:33|| Front Page Top

5 What a hateful little shit.

Posted by Skidmark 2026-02-24 11:42|| 2026-02-24 11:42|| Front Page Top

6 This man's Youtube channel is great! Highly recommended, please subscribe and like. My favorite was when he reviewed the legendary Four Fingers of Death.

Posted by Jairong+Scourge+of+the+Gepids2435 2026-02-24 12:10|| 2026-02-24 12:10|| Front Page Top

7 Someone said ham slice?

Posted by Jairong+Scourge+of+the+Gepids2435 2026-02-24 12:12|| 2026-02-24 12:12|| Front Page Top

8 ...Scalloped potatoes and ham, with maple nut cake and the freeze-dried apple sauce.

I personally blew through CENTAF's entire stock of those things.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2026-02-24 14:13|| 2026-02-24 14:13|| Front Page Top

9 I was stationed at the Pentagon in 1971. At the time, there was a shopping mall. I don't remember if they had restaurants. There was also the Officer's Athletic Center, which did have a restaurant.

Posted by Rambler 2026-02-24 17:04|| 2026-02-24 17:04|| Front Page Top

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