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Terror Networks
New report claims ISIS leader is in Afghanistan
2019-05-13
[MOBILE.ALMASDARNEWS] ISIS leader His Supreme Immensity, Caliph of the Faithful and Galactic Overlord, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
...the head of ISIS, or what remains of it, and a veteran of the Abu Graib jailhouse. Looks like a new messiah to bajillions of Moslems, like just another dead-eyed mass murder to the rest of us. So far he has been killed at least four times, though not yet by a stake through the heart...
is allegedly hiding in a distant region of Afghanistan, The Sun claims, citing Zaid Hamid, who is a co-founder of the BrassTacks threat analysis think-tank.

The speculation about the famous terrorist’s whereabouts was made after a propaganda video featuring the ISIS leader was published.

"Note the style of the bedding & the pillows....Is he already in Afghanistan?," Zaid Hamid pointed out, further suggesting that al-Baghdadi is in the Khorasan Province.

The speculation come after on 29 April, numerous media outlets reported that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi made his first appearance, after five years of absence, in a video in which he acknowledges the defeat of the terrorist group’s fighters in the battle for Baghouz last month.

The video was reportedly filmed earlier in April, however, the authenticity of the video itself is yet to be verified. Earlier, US Army front man Col. James Rawlinson told Sputnik that the US-led coalition is working on corroborating the authenticity of the video.

In recent years, Baghdadi’s death has been reported multiple times, however, the terrorist leader has re-emerged time and time again.

In June 2017, the Russian Defence Ministry said that Baghdadi might have been killed as a result of a strike by the Russian Aerospace Forces on 28 May that year in the southern suburbs of Raqqa. However,
some men learn by reading. A few learn by observation. The rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves...
an alleged audio recording of Baghdadi emerged later in 2017, provoking fresh doubt over whether the terrorist leader was dead or alive.
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India-Pakistan
Pak govt must declare war before pilots can cross LoC
2019-02-27
[TWITTER]

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Arabia
Saudi Arabia denies consular access to Zaid Hamid
2015-07-02
[DAWN] Saudi authorities have denied a request by the Pakistain embassy for consulor access to Zaid Hamid, a self-proclaimed security analyst jugged
Book 'im, Mahmoud!
in Soddy Arabia
...a kingdom taking up the bulk of the Arabian peninsula. Its primary economic activity involves exporting oil and soaking Islamic rubes on the annual hajj pilgrimage. The country supports a large number of princes in whatcha might call princely splendor. When the oil runs out the rest of the world is going to kick sand in the Soddy national face...
In Medina, a team from Counsel General Jeddah was denied access to Zaid Hamid and was not allowed to meet the analyst.

Foreign Office spokesperson Qazi Khalilullah, responding to a question, denied knowledge of the sentence given to Zaid Hamid and said it had not been confirmed by Saudi authorities. The spokesperson further said that with the efforts of the foreign ministry, Hamid's wife has been able to meet him at Madina prison.

Diplomatic sources had said that Zaid Hamid was tossed in the calaboose
Please don't kill me!
last month for making an alleged provocative speech in Madina criticising the Saudi government.
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India-Pakistan
16/12/14: Never forget
2014-12-17
[DAWN] As condemnations from politicians began to roll out (like paper does from a photocopying machine), one immediately felt that in spite of such automated and cyclostyled exhibitions of grief that usually emerge in times of a national tragedy in Pakistain, the country's most recent collision with terror was drawing a somewhat different reaction.
It's always a different reaction with every new atrocity--approximately every ten days.
This time, outrage from the usual quarters (that are unfortunately mocked for being overtly 'sensationalist') was not quite coupled by the reptilian waffle and reactionary drivel that often emerges alongside the ire.
Give it time.
On social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook, one actually felt a profound sense of shock even in some of the most animated sections, which, on normal days take the lead in immediately spinning up theories and narratives that obfuscate a tragedy ‐ any tragedy, even including the slaughter of men and women by the self-claimed warriors of faith.
They trade ideas on how to be atrocious. Boko Haram did something similar not thirty days ago.
But this sense of shock in such people was largely exhibited by a long, awkward silence. After all, many of them had been wagging their fingers at all and sundry for bringing upon Pakistain so much violence and bloodshed; blaming everyone from 'US imperialism' to 'liberal fascists' to drone attacks, to 'sold-out media houses' to even a group of teenage girls who were shot by bandidos murderous Moslems in Swat
...a valley and an administrative district in the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Province of Pakistain, located 99 mi from Islamabad. It is inhabited mostly by Pashto speakers. The place has gone steadily downhill since the days when Babe Ruth was the Sultan of Swat...
three years ago ‐ yes, everyone but those who, by and large, are actually committing the violence.


Zaid Hamid Syed Zaiduzzaman Hamid, better known as Zaid Hamid, is a Pakistani security consultant and political commentator.


Nevertheless, many of them were caught in no man's land when school children began to fall by the dozens to the bullets and bombs of bandidos murderous Moslems at a school in Beautiful Downtown Peshawar.
...capital of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa (formerly known as the North-West Frontier Province), administrative and economic hub for the Federally Administered Tribal Areas of Pakistan. Peshawar is situated near the eastern end of the Khyber Pass, convenient to the Pak-Afghan border. Peshawar has evolved into one of Pakistan's most ethnically and linguistically diverse cities, which means lots of gunfire.
Just how could one justify, rationalise and obfuscate the mindless slaughter of school children and that too for an obscure, myopic and vindictive cause?
Who was the holy man who issued the fatwa saying it was okay under Islam to slit the throats of little kids? Guy who used to live in Britain? Religious authority for Algeria's GAI?
One just couldn't, and thus the silence.
One doesn't have to. Islam = Sadism.
One could easily taunt those who went suddenly quiet on that dreadful day. But the truth is that despite their penchant for tweeting and 'facebooking' arrogant spiels and convoluted rationales for reactionary shenanigans, their silence did prove that their minds were still mammalian in nature and hadn't entirely regressed to becoming reptilian.
The "peace" Islam brings is the peace of the grave.
One did see a few statements being quoted here and there about that ubiquitous (but always elusive) 'foreign hand', but such statements were overwhelmed by the anger and the grief that erupted across the country.
Short attention span syndrome is just around the corner.
It is correct to point out that politicising a tragedy of such a magnitude would be trivialising it. Yes, there are still mainstream political parties out there who remain frustratingly obscure and vague about their stand on the issue of terrorism and extremism in Pakistain.
As long as you've got religious parties you're ruled by holy men. As long as you've got blasphemy law you're ruled by holy men. The faithful turn out to riot a the least hint of blasphemy, but we never see them stringing up the nearest Taliban.
Yes, one of them just couldn't get itself to make a decision (about challenging this issue head-on) and was pushed into making one by the military; and yes, another party just refused to see beyond the nose of its rather contrived and naïve understanding of the same issue.
It's not only in Pakistain that tight turban doublethink is regarded as "naive," but it's ground zero.
Never mind the fact that I once saw two very popular rock stars (in a news report) actually suggesting that 'extremism was not an issue in Pakistain.'
Suffocation isn't an issue in a vacuum.
Never mind the fact that the proof is in the pudding and both the gentlemen kept repeating their brilliant insight even when the pudding was flowing from their mouths, nose and ears.

Never mind the apologists who only a few months ago (on TV) were describing civilian deaths in terror attacks as ' casualties of war', but then in the same breath insisted 'this is not our war.'

Yes, all this is true, but despite the cynical fear that this tragedy might soon be forgotten, I have never before seen so many distinct Paks behaving as if each one of them was now on the same boat.

The entirely meaningless and horrid deaths of all those school kids have well and truly shocked the nation like no other tragedy or act of terror. In each one of those fallen boys and girls, Paks across classes, ethnicities and political inclinations saw a child of their own ‐ a son, a daughter, a nephew, a grandchild ... It is unfortunate that a nation who considers itself to be proud, patriotic and passionate, had to wait right till the point where their children began to fall so tragically, so heartbreakingly to finally come to a state of a sombre and desperate unity.

This must not be forgotten. This must never be forgotten. This must be molded in the making of a brand new existential narrative for the besieged nation.

This point of unity achieved with the senseless deaths of over 50,000 Pak civilians, soldiers, politicians, cops and now over a hundred school children must be free of all politics and ideologies punctuated by false bravado, obfuscation, paranoid theories or cyclic navel-gazing.

Our military leaders, civilian representatives in the parliament (and even on the streets), our media, in fact each one of us must immediately strive to reach that long-awaited new consensus about exactly what kind of a Pakistain we want; how to achieve it and, more so, make sure that never again will we allow a madness that causes thousands of mothers and fathers cry over the still bodies of their children.
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India-Pakistan
The truth about drones
2013-10-07
My goodness.
[Dawn] Drones are unmanned aircrafts. They are called unmanned because they are actually manned by women. So one can say drones are women-manned aircrafts. This is done to insult the conservative sensibilities of our brothers in the tribal areas where, of course, there are no women.

The first drone attack to take place in Pakistain was actually in 1024AD. It was fired by a Rajput stooge of the Jews on the army of Mahmud Ghaznavi who was liberating the Somnath temple from idols. He took away some gold as well which he duly distributed among the poor in what today is Dubai.

The first Pak to be hit by a drone was actually an innocent camel in North Wazoo. This made him very angry and as a result, he began to behave like a rampaging Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Drones were invented by the famous Jewish scientist, Albert Einstein when his equation, E=mc2, was successfully challenged and debunked by the famous Musselmen physicist, Oreo Maqbool Biscuit in his equally famous book, 'War and Peace', co-written with nuclear scientist, alchemist and judo expert, Zaid Hamid in 1941.

When asked how a drone attack was possible in 1024AD, Oreo said it was a case of time travel. This, he said, was achieved when the reptilian Elders of Zion discovered a wormhole near Jerusalem that distorted the space-time continuum in the region and made the camels of that area very angry and krazed killer. Thus, the invention of drones. He insists that he be given a Nobel Prize for this discovery.

Ever since 1024AD, drones have killed over three billion Paks. It is strange how not a single non-Musselmen Pak has ever been killed by a drone. So, to balance things out, the angry camels began to kill Christians. It was only fair.

Compared to the 3bn Pak Musselmens killed by the drones, only 14 Paks have been killed in suicide kabooms by the angry camels. Such attacks are not at all common in Pakistain. In fact, the first ever suicide attack in the country took place only last Sunday and that too only because Pakistain is a country full of sinners and bad Musselmens.

It is wrong to say that the Pakistain military is allowing the Americans to use drones in the country. The truth is that it is actually against the drones that the army is fighting and not against the so-called krazed killers, who are simply innocent herdsmen. The truth is that it is the civilian government which is allowing the Americans to use drones -- especially former President Zardari who is believed to own a number of drone factories in Switzerland
...home of the Helvetians, famous for cheese, watches, yodeling, and William Tell...

On the other hand some liberal fascists are planning to set up drone factories on the moon on a large area that they illegally occupied by evicting poverty-stricken Uzbek and Chechen liberation fighters who wanted to liberate the moon from the tyranny of the descendants of Jewish astronaut, Neil Armstrong, who by the way, had converted to Islam.

But he turned out to be a bad Musselmen, unlike Michael Jackson who turned out to be a good one, before he died in a drone attack. In Dubai.

The Government of Pakistain does not allow its greatest scientist -- in fact, the world's greatest scientist -- Dr. A.Q. Skywalker, to develop the drone technology so Pakistain can make its own drones and kill innocent shepherds itself. In fact, the so-called faceless myrmidons are on record saying that they would rather be struck by a Pak drone than by an American one. Very patriotic people, they are.

The Pak drones will make sure that no innocent Pak (i.e. Musselmen, of course) is killed. Only bad faceless myrmidons would be targeted which, till last count, were just two and they too were willing to repent after the inevitable success of the peace talks. Reports suggest that they had become bad faceless myrmidons because they'd been listening to John Lennon's song, 'Give Peace a Chance' backwards.

If one listens to that song backwards one could clearly hear a cleverly masked message that says: 'Garrble, garrble, woonok wonk bing donk.' Very evil.

According to famous intellectual, revolutionary and very angry old man, Imran Khan
... aka Taliban Khan, who who convinced himself that playing cricket qualified him to lead a nuclear-armed nation with severe personality problems...
, only one out of a million people living in Waziristan is a bad krazed killer. That is a fact. And the blast that you just heard was actually caused by a gas cylinder kaboom.

It is not true that Americans use drones to attack those faceless myrmidons that are out of our reach. This is an American lie. And that gas cylinder kaboom you just heard is actually innocent civilians being struck by a drone missile.

It is a sad fact that some Paks use more time protesting about trivial issues such as the misuse of the blasphemy law, rape cases and the 14 people who were killed in the only suicide attack that has ever taken place in this country, instead of protesting against the drones that have killed billions of Paks.

But then, such misguided people are all alcoholics, drug addicts and believers of free sex, so one cannot expect them to speak out against the drones. They will all burn in hell.

The Americans are bribing the Chinese to make toy drones so they can be exported to Pakistain and given to Musselmen children to play with. We should retaliate by asking the Chinese to make toy models of Imran Khan and Nawaz Sharif
... served two non-consecutive terms as prime minister, heads the Pakistain Moslem League (Nawaz). Noted for his spectacular corruption, the 1998 Pak nuclear test, border war with India, and for being tossed by General Musharraf...
that say 'stop drones, stop drones, stop drones' every time a gas cylinder kaboom kill civilians and soldiers.

Orders should also be placed for the making of revolutionary looking dolls (male, of course) whose features are a cross between Che Guevara, OBL and Lady Gaga. Comrade Tariq Ali can be used to market these dolls.

But Pakistain should make manned drones i.e. un-womaned drones manned by hunks, called hunk-manned drones.

Trained pilots should not be necessary for such drones. One's ghairat, patriotism and control over his daily flatulence cycle should be enough. We suggest handsome, ingenious and muscular hunks like Sangsar Abbasi to be given the honour of using these hunk-manned drones against the sissy women-manned American drones.

Last but not the least, the drones are also said to be the main cause of last year's devastating floods in Pakistain and this year's horrifying earthquake in Balochistan
...the Pak province bordering Kandahar and Uruzgun provinces in Afghanistan and Sistan Baluchistan in Iran. Its native Baloch propulation is being displaced by Pashtuns and Punjabis and they aren't happy about it...

There is ample evidence to prove this. Some brilliant scholars at the Punjab University are close to proving the long-term effects of drone attacks. Apart from floods and earthquakes (in Musselmen countries), the effects also include the spread of homosexuality, energy shortage, corruption, dengue fever, hair-loss and worst of all, Turkish soaps on local TV channels.
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India-Pakistan
Endgame Pakistan?
2012-07-01
Rawalpindi should not to be consoled by the prospect of a Pashtun buffer along Pakistain's western borders'

The economy has been winding down for the past year and has reached a point where the population is forced to stage localised uprisings in all four provinces. The rupee is rapidly losing value and the employed are gradually losing their jobs. A prime minister has been fired, hailed by TV channels, most of whom don't pay salaries. The new prime minister is universally despised and the opposition is following 'scorched earth' policy to get rid of President Zardari. Pakistain has scant chance of surviving.

Foreign Minister Khar is challenging the US, insisting on an apology from President B.O. on the eve of elections in America, asking him to 'show understanding'. Pakistain needs help with an economy that is stalling. It needs to go back to the IMF to save its balance of payments from collapsing. Pakistain wants to allow passage to NATO
...the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Originally it was a mutual defense pact directed against an expansionist Soviet Union. In later years it evolved into a mechanism for picking the American pocket while criticizing the cut of the American pants...
but is incapable internally to make it possible, putting the teeth of Europe on edge and affixing a fatal seal on its obsession with 'honourable' isolation.

The Supreme Court has got rid of a prime minister who had a majority in a parliament that pronounced itself clearly against its encroachment into the domain of the legislature. ANF, an anti-narcotics force manned by serving military officers - and supposedly subordinated to the elected government - is pursuing a PPP politician named as next prime minister. The next election is early next year but the opposition thinks it is once again time to get rid of the government before its tenure is concluded.

Half of the Afghan Pashtun population will flee into Pakistain and seek shelter, not so much from the Pak state as from the nonstate actors collecting money from Pak population through kidnappings and bank holdups
With the mood Pakistain is in, no government can save it from collapsing into the 'failed state' category whereas the patently 'failing state' of Afghanistan is ensured survival till 2024 by the US and its partners to prevent Al Qaeda from coming to power there with the help of Pakistain. International opinion has swung against Pakistain, especially against the Supreme Court which was earlier seen as a rarely 'independent' guarantee against corruption. Former Chief Justice of India Justice Markandey Katju wrote in Hindu (21 June 2012):

'Following this principle in British constitutional law, almost every Constitution in the world has incorporated a provision giving total immunity to Presidents and Governors from criminal prosecution. Thus, Section 248(2) of the Pak Constitution states: No criminal proceedings whatsoever shall be instituted or continued against the President or Governor in any Court during his term of office.

The language of the above provision is clear, and it is a settled principle of interpretation that when the language of a provision is clear the court should not twist or amend its language in the garb of interpretation, but read it as it is. I therefore fail to understand how proceedings on corruption charges (which are clearly of a criminal nature) can be instituted or continued against the Pak President.

'Moreover, how can the court remove a Prime Minister? This is unheard of in a democracy. The Prime Minister holds office as long he has the confidence of Parliament, not the confidence of the Supreme Court. I regret to say that the Pak Supreme Court, particularly its Chief Justice, has been showing utter lack of restraint. This is not expected of superior courts. In fact the court and its Chief Justice have been playing to the galleries for long. It has clearly gone overboard and flouted all canons of constitutional jurisprudence'.

Social media prophet with a growing following of devotees, Zaid Hamid has foreseen the next episode in the unending misfortunes of Pakistain. His message reads:

'Dear Children and members, read this carefully and do NOT panic. We expect violent protests, riots and lawlessness in the country in the next 2 months. In the absence of a stable government, the bad boys, snuffies and criminals will take full advantage of the chaos and anarchy already present in the country.

Prepare yourself for these difficult times. Stock some food and essential supplies and if you have licensed weapons, keep them at home for self protection. With the levels of anarchy that we have seen in the last few days in urban Punjab, you may have to protect your own homes, honour and lives.

'We expect that till the end of August, this anarchy would continue, when finally, InshAllah, Supreme Court and army would then be forced to step in decisively to bring in a caretaker government which would start to stabilize the country. InshAllah, there will be no elections. Also, InshAllah, the PPP regime and the PML(N) will not form the caretakers as they plan to do. This duty will also be done by the SC and army, InshAllah'.

If Pakistain Army, which runs the country's foreign policy and doesn't want to fight the snuffies that attack other states, takes over it will hardly be able to take the tough decisions dictated by the economy. It has pushed the elected government to embrace isolationism and thus commit hara-kiri. Both Army and the judiciary are inclined to favour the forces that threaten the world with terror. They can firm up the identity of Pakistain as a rogue state, not a state inclined to self-correction.

Soon the next deniable Pak war will start in Afghanistan. Towards the end of 2013, it will reach its first climax with Pak nonstate actors lending a hand in the Taliban's war against the 250,000-strong Afghan National Army, with another 150,000 police added in a war that will be a mixture of terrorism and battlefield conflict. Half of the Afghan Pashtun population will flee into Pakistain and seek shelter, not so much from the Pak state as from the nonstate actors collecting money from Pak population through kidnappings and bank holdups.

Ashley J. Tellis writes: 'Any Taliban control of southern and eastern Afghanistan would lay the geographic and demographic foundations for resuscitating the old Pashtun yearnings for a separate state, a "Pashtunistan" that would threaten the integrity of Pakistain. Given the current resentment of the Taliban leadership toward its Pak protectors, Rawalpindi should not to be consoled by the prospect of a Pashtun buffer along Pakistain's western borders' (Commentary, June 22, 2012).
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India-Pakistan
Nuggets From The Urdu Press
2012-04-22
Pasha 'double game' expert
General Pasha of the ISI was very much in the news this week, for some reason..
Writing in Jang Hamid Mir stated that outgoing ISI chief General Ahmad Shuja Pasha was an expert at playing double game at whatever he did. He named 'national interest' every time he did something while promising to do something else. He adopted fair or foul means to achieve his ends but he failed in the end. Because the very constitution under which he had pledged his honour was betrayed by him. He considered the Constitution the biggest wall in the way of his objectives. He told journalists that presidential system instead of parliamentary system was good for Pakistain. He praised General Ayub and his governance and told journalists that they were condemned under the present to live as slaves the children of Zardari and children of Nawaz Sharif
... served two non-consecutive terms as prime minister, heads the Pakistain Moslem League (Nawaz). Noted for his spectacular corruption, the 1998 Pak nuclear test, border war with India, and for being tossed by General Musharraf...
. But he approached Zardari repeatedly for extensions in his job. He was the master of the Double Game.
 
Pasha and his extensions
Daily Jang had Hamid Mir writing that General Pasha as head of the ISI got items published implying that the PPP government would extend his tenure yet again, because General Kayani
... four star general, current Chief of Army Staff of the Mighty Pak Army. Kayani is the former Director General of ISI...
and the Americans liked him. He had met CIA chief General David Petraeus in Thailand and Britannia assuring him that NATO
...the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. A single organization with differing goals, equipment, language, doctrine, and organization....
supplies would resumed but at the same time he was giving the impression in Pakistain that he was opposed to the US because America was Pakistain's biggest enemy.
 
General Pasha and terrorists
According to Hamid Mir column in Jang ISI chief General Pasha stated in November 2008, right after the Mumbai attack, that Fazlullah and Baitullah Mehsud were the assets of Pakistain but in March 2009 the same bully boyz attacked the Sri Lankan team in Lahore, giving the lie to Pasha. Once he told Hamid Mir that relations with India would mend soon but after attack on the GHQ in 2009 he said that attack had come from India.
 
Pasha the jinxed ISI chief
Columnist Hamid Mir wrote in Jang that ISI chief General Pasha's era in power was a nightmare for Pakistain: May 2011, Osama was killed by the US in Abbottabad
... A pleasant city located only 30 convenient miles from Islamabad. The city is noted for its nice weather and good schools. It is the site of Pakistain's military academy, which was within comfortable walking distance of the residence of the late Osama bin Laden....
; May 2011 Mehran naval base was attacked in Bloody Karachi
...formerly the capital of Pakistain, now merely its most important port and financial center. It may be the largest city in the world, with a population of 18 million, most of whom hate each other and many of whom are armed and dangerous...
; after attack at Salala, drone attacks were resumed on his watch. In the four years under him the Baloch were made to disappear and largest number of journalists were killed in the conflict zones of Pakistain.
 
Pasha can't write
Award-winning columnist Haroon Rasheed wrote in Jang that when he met General Pasha of the ISI he asked him to write a book about himself to defend against the untrue comment being written in the press. Pasha replied that that he had no experience of writing and therefore could not write a book. He said that he was good at speaking: if you invite me to a two hour lecture I can prepare it in ten minutes.
 
General Zaheerul Islam will be the next Army Chief
Daily Jinnah reported that General Zaheerul Islam newly selected as ISI chief was bound to become the next Army Chief after General Kayani. The other reason was that General Zaheer was very close to Kayani. In the past Kayani first ran ISI then became Army Chief.
 
Zaid Zaman and murder of Maulana Jalalpuri
Banned magazine of Sipah Sahaba monthly Paigham Khatme Nubawwat wrote that Zaid Zaman was the continuation of the mission of False Prophet Yusuf who hid after the death of Yusuf then appeared on TV talking in such a way that people took him to be a proxy of ISI and Army, When Bloody Karachi's Maulana Saeed Jalalpuri became critical of him as the follower of Yusuf the False Prophet he was killed. An FIR was registered against Zaid but little was done to get hold of him. But ISPR and ISI have declared that they were not supporting him.
 
Fatwa against Zaid Hamid
Banned monthly Paigham Khatme Nabuwwat reported that Jamia Banuria had published a fatwa against Zaid Hamid saying that Yusuf the False Prophet had nominated Zaid as next in line. Zaid Zaman was made responsible for making the False Prophet leave Pakistain safely. False Prophet Yusuf nominated Zaid Hamid (then Zaman) of Brinks Company as his khalifa.
 
Roedad Khan will not appeal
Quoted in Express ex-civil servant stated that if the Supreme Court convicted him in Asghar Case known as Mehrangate he will not appeal the sentence. The case has him working together with President Ghulam Ishaq in a cell put in charge of planning the defeat in elections of the PPP.
 
Tehrik Insaf and its 'seasonal birds'
Daily Jinnah stated that Insaf Party of Imran Khan
... aka Taliban Khan, who ain't the sharpest bulb on the national tree...
was already a failing party because the opportunists (mausami pancchi) had either decamped or were fighting among themselves. This resulted in the party not being able to frame its constitution. People came late to the meeting in Islamabad and deputy chief Shah Mehmood Wormtongue Qureshi was absent.
 
Osama was buried in America!
Daily Jinnah reported that the dead body of the late Osama bin Laden
... who is now among the dear departed, though not among the dearest...
after his murder in Abbottabad was not thrown in the Indian Ocean but was transported secretly to the state of Maryland in the US to a military hospital and the body was taken in a special plane of the CIA.
 
Contest of apologies in Moslem League
Quoted in Jinnah PMLN leaders invited each other to apologise for wrongdoing. Nawaz Sharif asked Chaudhry Shujaat to apologise to the people for siding with General Musharraf. Chaudhry Shujaat asked Nawaz Sharif to apologise for being supported by General Zia.
 
Mubahila: discussion unto death
Reported in Nawa-e-Waqt a mubahila was arranged in Lahore against the Ahmadis for which the latter did not turn up, thus yielding victory to the truthful Sunni opponents. Mubahila is a discussion which some describe as a competition of curses in the name of God in which the false party dies of its own accord. Ex-president Rafeeq Tarar also attended. The speakers said that Mansoor Ijaz can't get away by reciting the kalima. The challenge is a call to prove the truth or falsehood of the Qadiani religion.
 
Regal Chowk should be Akbar Bugti Chowk
Writing in Jang that Punjab University held a discussion on Balochistan
...the Pak province bordering Kandahar and Uruzgun provinces in Afghanistan and Sistan Baluchistan in Iran. Its native Baloch propulation is being displaced by Pashtuns and Punjabis and they aren't happy about it...
in which the speakers were Oria Maqbool Jan and Suhail Warraich among others. Warraich said that media in 1971 was not alive therefore East Pakistain was lost but now it was alive therefore Balochistan would not be lost.
Truly impeccable logic. If only djinns were included, it could never be answered.
Hamid Mir suggested that Regal Chowk in Lahore should be renamed Akbar Bugti Chowk.
 
Mumtaz Bhutto to join PMLN
Reported in Nawa-e-Waqt Sindhi leader Mumtaz Bhutto stated that Tehrik-e-Insaf
...a political party in Pakistan. PTI was founded by former Pakistani cricket captain and philanthropist Imran Khan. The party's slogan is Justice, Humanity and Self Esteem, each of which is open to widely divergent interpretations....
had approached him but he had already decided to join the PMLN. He said that Imran Khan himself had made the approach and invited him to join his party but he excused himself because of prior commitment.
 
Raza Rabbani talks about his political creed
Quoted in Jinnah PPP leader Raza Rabbani stated that he found that Socialism was the only way of life for the states of the world. Socialism was the true revolution which the rightwing politicians wanted to destroy. He said third party employment (through contractors) was the worst form of employment and was exploitative. He said PPP would do its best to end this system.
Thank goodness the PPP's very best is never good enough.
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India-Pakistan
Hatching evil
2012-03-26
[Dawn] The weather in Karachi changed rather suddenly last week when instead of getting warmer, it actually reversed and became chilly. Of course, as usual the weather experts had all those typical explanations to offer, sighting high pressure there that generated dust and cold winds here and all that.

But the truth lies somewhere else. It was HAARP! The United States' High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program -- an ionospheric research programme jointly funded by the US Air Force, the Navy, the University of Alaska, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and the Kilingon High Command.

Yes, the same programme that caused the 2005 Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans, the 2011 Japanese earthquake and the 2011 Imran Khan tsunami.

Before you dismiss me as being some conspiracy nut job, consider this: It was people like me who were the first to suggest that there were Blackwater agents roaming in Pakistan, that the Americans were using drones in Waziristan and that the earth was actually flat and hollow.

People laughed at people like me but not all people but only people serving the interests of people trying to break up Pakistan and its people and turn them all from being true keepers of the faith and patriotism to becoming liberal scum, so you see, people, what kind of people I am talking about, even though you are not that kind of people, are you, people?

Now also consider this: I have on purpose used the word people over and over again in the preceding paragraph. Count the times I used this word. Nine times. Now divide 9 with 777 and then multiply the resultant number with 365 and you'll get the figure of 666. If you didn't get this number then you are liberal scum. If you did, then welcome to reality. And that is: Lucifer is in control of the United Nations.

I'm sure some of you must be squirming and itching to ridicule me, but remember it was I who first suggested that the CIA was using fake polio vaccination campaigns in FATA to gather intelligence in the area, that Husain Haqqani was working against the interest of Pakistan and that man never walked on the moon. It was an elaborate hoax.

It is a conspiracy to label men like me as conspiracy nuts because the powers that be want to hide the truth from the masses, a truth, rather truths, that can expose the large, all encompassing conspiracies that the powers that be are conspiring to implement for world domination through so-called elected governments, the media and nano genetic implants in our heads that are mixed into our branded mineral water by the powers that be through multinational corporations, secular political parties, NGOs and the leading cast of Hamsafar.

And did I mention all this was being done by the powers that be? I did. Thrice. Now multiply 3 by 5 then divide by 2; multiply the resultant number with 6, divide it by 9 and add 77. You'll get 666 again. Make sure you use a halal pencil while doing the adding and multiplying, or if you're using a calculator, make sure it's a local brand and not a Zionist one.

Because then the calculator is likely to blow in your face and the powers that be will blame the explosion on the Taliban who really do not exist but when they do they are actually a non-Muslim race of Reptilian people working for the CIA, RAW, Mossad and Nana Patekar to balkanise Pakistan and sell all of (true) Muslim population as slaves to the makers of a certain fruit juice residing on the island of Atlantis that does not exist in the Atlantic Ocean but somewhere in the Arabian Sea. I know this because I can speak and understand Arabic fluently.

In fact, all Pakistanis should be able to understand and speak Arabic fluently. It is a conspiracy by the powers that be who are bosses of the powers that be that I was talking about earlier that instead of Arabic, Pakistanis were made to learn to speak regional languages, such as Sindhi, Balochi, Pashto and Saraiki.

These languages were taught to us by Hindu baniyas and tyrants who ruled over us before Muhammad bin Qasim came to our rescue on 14th August 711 AD and created the Islamic Arabic Emirates of Bakistan.

Now look what the liberal scum want to do. They want to rearrange our history textbooks and fill them up with lies like Qasim Shaheed was not the first Pakistani and that Imran Khan is not a tsunami. People like me have struggled hard to fight the conspiracies of the liberal scum present in some sections of the Pakistani media.

But thanks to support and backing of gallant and pious institutions like Fauji Fertiliser and Fauji Cornflakes, and renowned scholars and profound intellectuals like doctor (both medical as well as academic), engineer (both Chinese as well as Islamic) and all round hunk, Zaid Hamid, Hakeem Ali Azmat and Austin Powers, the people of Pakistan are waking up to the deep conspiracies being hatched by the powers that be and the Powerpuff Girls to discredit Pakistan's armed forces and make Switzerland's Israeli Francophile Vatican-backed banking system to continue funding local Freemasons like Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif and make decent Muslim Pakistani women pose nude on the covers of Anglo-Indian-Angelo-Mathews fashion magazines with 'Pasha Baby' tattooed on their arms.

Think about it. What more proof do you need? Now, coming back to the changing weather conditions in Karachi and HAARP...
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India-Pakistan
Nuggets from the Urdu press
2011-10-30
'Pagri' dishonoured
Oh, noze! Not the pagri!
Writing in Express Tanvir Qaiser Shahid stated that by using the pagri (turban) in the killing of Tajik leader Burhanuddin Rabbani, the Taliban had dishonoured the pagri as it was one Muslim killing another Muslim with the symbol of Muslim honour. It was equally shocking that the killer and the killed were both wearing pagri.
 Shocking indeed. Completely not what one would expect from such honourable people.
America doing 'badmashi'
Sorry. That was me. I shouldn't have had the chili.
Famous TV anchor Hamid Mir wrote in Jang that after making Pakistan fight its war against terror the US was doing badmashi against Pakistan. He said this was condemnable and he had condemned it earlier also but it was important to tell Pakistanis that Musharraf's surrender of airfields and other facilities began this slavery for which wee were paying a price today.
 
Osama was killed before Abbottabad attack
Daily Pakistan reported on a seminar at Lahore Press Club in which the orators led by Jamaat Islami chief Munawwar Hasan said that Osama bin Laden had been killed long before the Americans attacked Abbottabad. Other speakers insisted that if Osama was killed before the attack then facts about his earlier killing should be brought to light.
 Well, you'd hardly expect them to admit publicly that we done him in using the Hairy Eyeball, wouldja?
Hina and Mullen
Writing in Jang lyrical columnist Irfan Siddiqi stated that just as Pakistan's foreign minister Hina Khar was getting herself and her husband photographed together with the royal couple the Obamas of America,
People speak about the "royal couple" Prince Charles and whatshername, but never the royal couple King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia and his chief wife...
the American military chief Mullen was becoming a volcano of accusations denouncing Pakistan as a terrorist state.
 Ahah! How could we possibly have missed the connection... Whatever it is?
Imran Khan's extremists
Columnist Ataul Haq Qasmi wrote in Jang that he was a great admirer of Imran Khan but was disappointed by his habit of doing character assassination of those he considered his opponents. But when he wrote about it in his column he was attacked by the partymen of Imran Khan who sent him a hundred messages of abuse. He wrote that he was not the only journalist thus attacked; Nusrat Javeed had suffered the same kind of extremist reaction earlier.
 
Uniting under attack!
Famous intellectual Oria Maqbul Jan wrote in Express that America's attack on Pakistan has united all Muslims.
And unitedly the taqfiris are killing as many of the rest as they can, while the secular nationalists do the same from the other side.
This is what happened under British Raj when the Sunni-Shia divide disappeared in the face of the British imperial challenge. Even today in India the Shia-Sunni communities were united against the injustice of the state.
 
Pak Army will break America's face!
World famous military genius and ex-army chief Aslam Beg was reported in daily Pakistan as saying that if America attacked Miranshah, Pakistan army will break its face (muhn tor). America was defeated and was trying in vain to find a way out of Afghanistan but if it attacked Pakistan it will regret its action.
It is indeed manifest from that statement that ex-army chief Aslam Beg is a genius. Only I've forgotten -- which war was it that he won?
Touching Qazi Sahib's knees
Writing in Jinnah Khushnood Ali Khan stated at a supper where he and Hamid Mir were present, ex-PPP leader Senator Anwar Beg walked in and approaching Jamaat Islami ex-chief Qazi Hussain Ahmad, touched his knees in great reverence. In return Qazi Sahib also showed him great affection. Beg was recently fired from the PPP and was looking to start a new direction in politics.
 
Zaid Hamid runs away!
Daily Jinnah reported that Zaid Zaman Hamid the hate speech expert was invited to engage in a polemic with Allama Tahir Ashrafi in Faisalabad. Ashrafi had challenged him to prove that he was not the successor of the false prophet Yusuf Kazzab. Zaid Hamid instead of coming to the discussion ran away from the venue because he could not defend himself against the charge of having supported a blaspheming man who claimed to be a prophet.
 
Why was Zaid Hamid invited to military college?
Daily Jinnah quoted chief editor Khushnood Ali Khan as asking the Army Chief to inquire why Zaid Hamid was invited to address the prestigious military college in Islamabad, The National Defence College. He asked to know the name of the officer who invited the condemned man to the College and asked: who were the elements in the army promoting Zaid Hamid?
 
America defeated in Afghanistan!
Famous chief editor Majeed Nizami was reported in Nawa-e-Waqt as saying that America had been defeated in Afghanistan and was now looking for excuses to make its fleeing from there look like victory. He said Pakistani youth needed to be educated on the basis of ideology and should be told about the great difficulty with which Pakistan was created.
 
Ex-foreign secretary appeals for sovereignty
Quoted in daily Pakistan ex-foreign secretary Shamshad Ahmad Khan stated that Pakistan had itself was an enemy of its sovereignty by making too many concessions to America and by becoming its slave. The fact is that no one can kill Pakistan nor will the Pakistanis be killed because America cannot survive without Pakistan (Hamaray baghair nahin reh sakta).
 
What if Kayani became president?
They used to ask the same thing about Musharraf, didn't they?
Columnist Nazeer Naji wrote in Jang that if the US pressed Pakistan too hard the government in Islamabad could fall and America may be forced to face a situation in which General Kayani rings Obama and says this is President Kayani speaking, let's talk now. At the present time only junior officers from the US talk to the government of Pakistan.
 
Don't take risk for the sake of Haqqanis
Ex-foreign minister Asif Ahmad Ali stood out when he told Mashriq that Pakistan was unwise if it was taking risks of isolation for the sake of the Haqqani Group. He said doing so would jeopardise the security of Pakistan through panga (messing) with a superpower.
 
What America wants
Writing in Express Tanvir Qaiser Shahid stated that America wanted India to get its claws into Afghanistan, wants to strengthen nuclear India and destroy Pakistan's sovereignty by targeting the ISI. It was an irony that America wants a poverty-stricken Pakistan to also get its men killed while confronting the Haqqani Group.
 
Altaf Hussain has divorce trouble!
Reported in Jinnah the divorced wife of MQM chief Altaf Hussain, Faiza Gabol was once again knocking at the door of a court in London trying to reopen the case of her divorce from Altaf Bhai. Altaf Hussain she said had lied about his property and therefore did not pay her what was owed to her after divorce.
 
Durrani's Bahawalpur versus Seraiki province
Chief Editor Khushnood Ali Khan wrote in Jinnah that during a supper with Qazi Hussain Ahmad ex-minister under Musharraf, Muhammad Ali Durrani walked in, on which the writer told him to touch Qazi Sahib's knees out of reverence because his campaign for a separate province of Bahawalpur will postpone the setting up of a Seraiki Province in South Punjab. Hamid Mir whispered that Durrani's final place was inside the PMLN and not PMLQ.
 
A stupid case of blasphemy
Daily Express reported that a Christian child was being accused of blasphemy because of a spelling error she made in her answer sheet during an exam. She was kicked out of school. She wanted to write na'at (hymn of praise to Prophet OBUH) but through a misplacement of diacritical marks ended up writing la'nat (curse). Her parents went to school and apologised for the error to save their daughter from being convicted under blasphemy and hanged.
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India-Pakistan
Nuggets from the Urdu press
2011-10-10
Zaid Hamid is 'munkar-e-Rasul'
Chief Editor Jinnah opined that the TV programme in which Zaid Hamid (rightist) and Marvi Sirmed (leftist) were made to confront each other, proved Marvi won the argument because Zaid Hamid is a denier of Prophet PBUH as detailed in the book 'Kazzab' by Mian Ghaffar. The False Prophet Yusuf Kazzab had declared Zaid as his successor as false prophet. Marvi was helped by Allah to win the argument against Zaid Hamid. Zaid has since ruined many homes by misleading the wives of other people. There is an interesting story of a marriage which will be told. (Zaid is divorced.)

Imran Farooq killed on Altaf's order
Daily Mashriq reported that two MQM killers Khalid Shamim and Hammad Siddiqi had told the police they had killed an MQM leader Imran Farooq in London on orders from the MQM boss Altaf Hussain 'because his faction was becoming too strong'. After this discovery by the police, the MQM leadership in Pakistan has been asked to go underground.

Pakistani literacy rates hits bottom
Reported in Jang Pakistan had fallen below Nepal in national literacy rate and was 157th in the list of 173 countries. Only Afghanistan in South Asia fared worse than Pakistan. In the past year despite pledges Pakistan spent the lowest amount of money in history on education and less than any other country in the region.

Zulfiqar Mirza is 'double-edged' sword
Humorous politician Hafiz Husain Ahmad was quoted by Jinnah as saying that the rebel PPP leader from Sindh Dr Zulfiqar Mirza had turned out to be a double edged sword. He was making a reference to Hazrat Ali whose sword was named Zulfiqar. Dr Mirza was now dangerous for MQM and his party PPP, thus making him double-edged.

How we broke Indian resolve
Daily Nawa-e-Waqt quoted a Rangers company commander Sheraz Mirza as saying that he fired the first bullet in the Indo-Pak war of 1965 and one brave Pakistani soldier destroyed the resolve of the Indian army by taking down seven Indian tanks. His company stopped the Indian army for four and half hours with ordinary weapons.
It was a glorious victory! Glorious, I say - Allah be praised. The Indians even now are committing suicide in the passes of Kashmir.
Fehmida Mirza and Saifur Rehman
Writing in Express Abbas Athar stated that after Fehmida came to Islamabad to live in a rented house with her two daughters in 1997 as first time elected member of the National Assembly, PML's accountability hunter Saifur Rehman sent camera crews to haunt her and to extract confessions against Asif Zardari but to no avail.

Dr Mirza's PhD thesis!
Writing in Jang Hamid Mir stated that he once met Dr Zulfiqar Mirza who handed him a thick file saying it was his PhD thesis. Mir looked through the file and found that ten year old information in it accused Wali Khan family, Akhtar Mengal, Akbar Bugti and Bashir Qureshi as Indian agents. It also included MQM as agents of India trying to undo Pakistan. It says the same about Amir Khan who has since returned to the MQM fold but he is also dubbed Iranian agent.

Pakistani cadet thrown out of Australia
Daily Nawa-e-Waqt reported that a Pakistani Air Force cadet studying at a college in Australia was caught red handed photographing a girl naked. Ubaid Fayyaz was given bail but was soon deported back to Pakistan. Pak Air Force said it had called the cadet back from training.

Pakistani held for terrorist connection
Daily Jinnah reported that one Bashir Ahmad was arrested in Virginia US for terrorism after he confessed that he had taken training for terrorist acts in Pakistan under Lashkar-e-Tayba and that he was personally linked to the son of the leader of Lashkar, Hafiz Saeed. He said he was ousted from the terrorist camp because he was found too young for the job. The Jamaatud Dawa spokesman in Lahore denied that Bashir Ahmad, a juvenile, was ever connected to Lashkar.

Zulfiqar Mirza the 8th PPP rebel
Daily Jang reported that Zulfiqar Mirza was the 8th PPP rebel speaking out against PPP leader Asif Ali Zardari. Earlier rebels were Aitzaz Ahsan, Shah Mehmood Qureshi, Safdar Abbasi and Naheed Khan. Also included were Israr Shah and a Benazir loyalist Anwar Beg who were thrown out of the party.

Zulfiqar Mirza accuses Babar Ghauri
Quoted in daily Pakistan Dr Zulfiqar Mirza stated that MQM leader and minister in charge of the Karachi port Babar Ghauri had made trucks full of weapons to disappear and was responsible for MQM illegally making Rs 1.5 crore daily from the port as 'bhatta' for each container.

Mirza a creature of Zardari
Writing in Jang Hamid Mir stated that according to Dr Zulfiqar Mirza he was Zardari's class-fellow at Pataro Cadet College after passing which Mirza had joined medical college. He said he passed through tough times after marrying Fehmida Mirza and in 1984 he was shunted out of the army for not voting in the General Zia referendum. He was taken in PIA on the sifarish of his father in law. A second hand car was gifted to him by Zardari who also bought a fridge for him because there was no cold water in his house. In 1989 Zardari made Mirza leave PIA and got him a sugar mill permit after which he became a powerful industrialist with a PPP ticket to enter the National Assembly as a PPP MNA.

Faisal Saleh Hayat accused of graft
Daily Jinnah reported that federal minister Faisal Saleh Hayat was taking home Rs 14 crore per month from Pak PWD department. The graft was accepted through his maternal uncle Khalid Kharal, cousin Haider, and favourite touts. Graft was also accepted from officers after first threatening them with transfers and postings. There is also two percent commission on all transactions.

PPP too involved in Karachi disorder
Ex-interior minister and governor Sindh General (Retd) Moinuddin Haider stated in Nawa-e-Waqt that it was not only the MQM which should be held responsible for the disorder in Karachi but also PPP as everyone was involved in 'bhatta' and target-killing. He said Karachi was now worse than Beirut where ethnic war had unfolded for 15 years.

Asama Jahangir tells truth
Headlined in Mashriq leading Pakistan lawyer and president of Supreme Court Bar told the court that MQM, Sunni Tehreek, Jamaat Islami Sipah Sahaba, and other banned jihadi organisations were bus    y talking bhatta in Karachi. She was speaking in front of the Karachi bench after a suo moto notice.

Red-capped False Prophet!
Writing in Jinnah Hafiz Tahir Mehmood Ashrafi stated that red-capped false prophet or 'kazzab' Zaid Hamid was named one of the killers of Maulana Saeed Jalalpuri in Karachi and is now going around lecturing in universities and colleges pretending to speak on behalf of state agencies. Ashrafi claimed that he was able to prove that Zaid Hamid was indeed the successor of Yusuf Kazzab and was challenging him to munazira (debate).
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India-Pakistan
War drums and identity
2011-10-04
[Dawn] ONCE again, the beat of war drums has Paks marching in unison. Since Adm Mike Mullen hinted at the possibility of US action against turban safe havens within Pakistain, the cacophony that normally defines Pak public discourse has distilled into glorious harmony: 'Go America Go'.
Why thank you! So kind of y'all to cheer for us in the traditional American way.
Religious parties, urban youth posting status updates on Facebook, the Senate Standing Committee on Defence, talk show hosts, secular politicians -- the disparate elements that comprise our country now speak with a unified voice against America.

At the All-Party Conference, sworn enemies joined hands to champion Pak illusory sovereignty, and, in the words of our
information minister, "the majority consensus ... turned into a unanimous consensus". Across print and electronic media, there have been calls for bickering politicians to give it a rest so that Pakistain can unite under the glorious banner of jihad. We have beaten our chests and the dull ache that remains is meant to be a sorry substitute for nationalism.

At other times, we are Sindhis, Mohajirs, Baloch or Pakhtuns. We are Sunni, Ahl-e-Hadith, Ahmedi or Christian. Secularists or Islamists. Pipliyas or Noon-Leaguers. Burgers or UMTs. It is only when an outsider supposedly poses an existential threat that we become Paks. The madness that normally defines us is channelled into a mad love for the country.

Rather than spare a thought for what Pakistain represents, we obsess over which external enemy wants to break it apart. For years, that enemy has been India. This past week, it has been the US. Sometimes, it's a strange combination of the two. And if you're an adherent of Zaid Hamid's, it's the unlikely trifecta of India, the US and Israel coming together with nothing better to do than destabilise Pakistain. The more threats we face from the big bad world, the more easily we are distracted from our divisive politics.

After 1947, Pakistain had to define itself as 'not India'. That definition necessitated demonising India and constructing our national identity as a process of negation: we are not Indians; we are not Hindus; we are not South Asians. What are we then?

The answer to that question should have been: 'we are Pak'. But the early failure to articulate that national identity, along with its values, aspirations and reach, led to a more feeble response. Instead of grappling with the difficult question of identity, we opted for the most obvious, most coherent label: 'we are Mohammedans'.

From the start, a religious identity has been a poor substitute for a national identity, as demonstrated by the anti-Ahmedi riots of the 1950s, the independence of East Pakistain, the public protests against the Hudood Ordinances. In recent years, gunnies have further devastated the rationale of using Islam as the glue that binds Pakistain. Mohammedan jacket wallahs kill Mohammedans at prayer; Mohammedan-majority sectarian groups kill Mohammedan minorities; Mohammedan state security forces kill Mohammedan separatists; Mohammedan bodyguards kill Mohammedan governors; and other Mohammedan countries like Kuwait want to have nothing to do with us as they issue blanket visa bans for Paks.

Just as our national identity was coming up for review, just as we were being forced by the spiralling situation to assess the basis of our national identity and reconsider what we mean by Pak, we have found another external enemy. No longer do we need to consider what we stand for, what we collectively believe in, or what we jointly pursue as a polity. We now know that being Pak means being anti-American, united in the cause of jihad against US boots on the ground.

Pakistain's need to define itself against external enemies has been previously recognised, but its implications for democracy are less understood. The repeated failure of democracy in Pakistain does not only stem from the lack of education and incurable corruption of politicos. To a large extent, democracy fails because Paks do not know what they are voting for when they go to the polls. Democracy thrives when a population subscribes to the idea of a nation and believes that its collective values and aspirations are worth pursuing. Democracy is proactive -- you take the initiative to vote because you want to claim a stake in the dream that your national identity offers. 'India Shining'. Brazil's 'Order and Progress'. Indonesia's 'Together We Can'. 'America's 'Yes We Can'.

Enshrined in these clichéd political slogans are collective goals -- higher literacy rates, economic development, innovation, Olympic gold medals, space programmes. These are examples of nationalism founded on recognition of what is wrong with a country and what could be better. 'Pakistain Khappay' doesn't quite have the same ring, especially since it is imbued with the irony of meaning radically different things in the ethnic languages spoken across Pakistain.

Without a coherent national identity -- a joint vision or goal -- you cannot inspire the activism that democracy necessitates.

You cannot vote simply to hate an external enemy. You cannot vote for war. You cannot vote for what you are not. In the absence of the activism of democracy, you are left with the fatalism of patronage. A nation that obsesses over external threats is one that values patronage, because patronage means protection from what may come. Valuing patronage is in some ways the antithesis of voting in a democracy: rather than shape your future, you seek protection from it. Ironically, patronage also nullifies the future possibility of democracy because it reiterates the importance of that which is local -- kinship, ethnicity, language, sect -- over what is national. As long as we seek protection from an external enemy, we will seek patrons, even if they come in uniform --and it is thus that history readies to repeat itself.
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India-Pakistan
The ideology of thought control in Pakistan
2011-08-02
[Dawn] Denial is not just a river in Egypt. It has become something of a personality cult in Pakistain. Nowhere is this cognitive dissonance more visible than amongst the educated who refuse to accept facts and logic, clinging instead to a neurotic persecution complex.

Columnist Khaled Ahmed says: "The vast majority of literate Paks take comfort in ignorance, skepticism and conspiracy theories. The self-glorification of an imagined past matched by habits of national denial have assumed crisis proportions today when Pakistain's existence is under far more serious threat from fellow Mohammedans than it was in 1947 from rival non Mohammedan communities." What lies beneath this inability to critique and lack of intelligent analysis? Undoubtedly, one's education influences views on politics and society. As Robert Frost aptly puts it: "education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence."

To sift the chaff from the grain, let us consider a ubiquitous slogan about the 'ideology' of Pakistain. A staple of our school textbooks, it echoed in massive public rallies as well as debates on secularism. Pakistain ka matlab kiya? La illaha il lallah (What is the meaning of Pakistain? There is no God but Allah) has become the rallying cry of the campaign to Islamise Pak society. Ironically, it is a slogan that was coined long after the creation of Pakistain, but it is now being falsely ascribed to the leaders of the Pakistain movement in 1947.

Religion has often proved to be a powerful binding factor which has merged heterogeneous groups into a distinct nationality. Through appeal to supernatural authority, religion promotes national unity as a divine command. Examples abound in contemporary history: the Greek church as a source for Greek nationalism, the Catholic church as a factor in Irish separatism, Judaism and the state of Israel, Islam and Pakistain.

Soon after he seized power in 1977, General Zia ul-Haq sought to create a nation based on religion rather than on secular principles. An important part of the Islamisation agenda was defining the Islamic 'ideology' of Pakistain. In stark contrast to modern textbooks, no textbook written prior to 1977 mentions the 'Ideology of Pakistain'.

Since education was a key factor in Zia's Machiavellian manoeuvrings, a presidential order was issued that all Pakistain Studies textbooks must "demonstrate that the basis of Pakistain is not to be founded in racial, linguistic, or geographical factors, but, rather, in the shared experience of a common religion. To get students to know and appreciate the Ideology of Pakistain, and to popularise it with slogans. To guide students towards the ultimate goal of Pakistain -- the creation of a completely Islamised State."

Instead of being a Mohammedan state as envisaged by its founders, Pakistain was recast in the mould of an Islamic state, where Islamic law would reign supreme. A state sponsored and systematic purging of liberal and secular values of future generations of Pakistain ensued.

History was rewritten to redefine Pak as an Islamic society, and no research on ancient India, the medieval period or the colonial era. Our history was linked with the Umayyad and Abbasid caliphates, thus alienating it from ancient Indian history. This interpretation creates a Mohammedan consciousness that seeks it's identity outside India.
Historian Mubarak Ali cautions "History should not be influenced by religious beliefs since history has no religion. Pakistain came into being in 1947, but our history existed before this which cannot be deleted."

History textbooks written soon after Partition -- a time when the grief of shattered families who experienced communal killings was at its peak -- show a more liberal mindset. The history of the subcontinent was taken to start with the ancient Indus valley civilisations rather than with the conquest of India by the first Mohammedan invader, Mohammad bin Qasim, in 712. In contrast to today's history books, these books contained discussions of the empires of Emperor Ashoka and the Maurya dynasty. Has there has been a deliberate revival of communal antagonism over 30 years after Partition? Undoubtedly, the permanent militarisation of society requires a permanent enemy.

Although Edward Everett may state that "education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army", the task of defending Pakistain's ideological borders has been entrusted to the military as they are defenders of the 'faith.' Textbooks extol the achievements of Mohammedan conquering heroes, as well as those of the Armed Forces. In sharp contrast, no contributions by any heroes in fields like education, medicine, law or social work are highlighted.

September 6 commemorates the defense of the country against an Indian attack in 1965. According to our textbooks, it was India which attacked Lahore in the middle of the night, without any provocation, but our army won this war. The reality is that Pakistain started the 1965 war on August 5 by sending soldiers into Kashmire and India retaliated the following day.

Instead of the soul searching and accountability undertaken by nations like Japan and Germany after devastating wars, our history textbooks explained the separation of East Pakistain in 1971 as an evil design by India which created the guerrilla group Mukhti Bahini in order to seize Pak territory. Although we lost half of Pakistain, there was no mention of the gross inequalities which led to the grievances of the Bengalis. Tens of thousands died, millions were displaced, atrocities were committed and the country was rent asunder. But the guilty were never punished.

The seeds of the distortion of history and the preponderance of religious dogma which were sown decades ago are bearing fruit today. Examples from the curriculum designed by the Federal Ministry of Education abound. The Social Studies textbook for Class 7 says: "European nations have been working during the past three centuries, through conspiracies on naked aggression to subjugate the countries of the Mohammedan world."

14-year-old students of Pakistain Studies are being taught that: "one of the reasons of the downfall of the Mohammedans in the sub-continent was the lack of the spirit of jihad."

13-year-olds are instructed: "In Islam jihad is very important.....The person who offers his life never dies....All the prayers nurture one's passion of jihad."

Thus, a primary and secondary school environment is being created which is nurturing prejudice and extremism. "College and university come much too late; change must begin at the primary and secondary school level," sums up physicist and lecturer Dr Pervez Hoodbhoy.
Although religious schools or madrassas in Pakistain are often blamed for breeding extremism, only 6 per cent of children are educated in these schools. Furthermore, research does not confirm the link between madrassa education and terrorism. The cause for the intolerance experienced by Ahmadis, Hindus and Christians lies in public education, structured as it has been to defend Pakistain against some phantom enemy. Non-Mohammedans are forced to read the same textbooks which contain derogatory remarks against Hindus, e.g being eternal enemies of Mohammedans. Our myopic educational system discourages questioning and causes ethnic and religious minorities to be viewed with suspicion.

Pakistain is primarily a young country, so it is the youth which is severely impacted by rampant unemployment, inflation, corruption and violence. Many amongst this disenchanted segment have started seeing religion as their anchor and are attracted to demagogues like Zaid Hamid. A self-proclaimed jihadist who claims to have fought against the Soviets in Afghanistan, Hamid banks on the insecurity and frustrations of college students and television viewers. Just as Adolf Hitler dwelt on Germany's 'maimed honour' in his famous beer-hall oratory in Munich (where he promised that Germany would conquer the world), Hamid calls for the Pakistain Army to go to war against India and liberate Kashmire, Paleostine, Chechnya and Afghanistan.

Our curriculum stresses the formal and ritualistic aspects of Islam, as against those which emphasise social justice. Science and secular knowledge are regarded with contempt. Dr Hoodbhoy says, "I have never seen a first-rate Mohammedan scientist become an Islamist or a terrorist even when he or she is a strong believer. But second-and third-rate technologists are more susceptible. These are people who use science in some capacity but without any need to understand it very much--engineers, doctors, technicians, etc.--all of whom are more inclined towards radicalism. They have been trained to absorb facts without thinking, and this makes them more susceptible to the inducements of holy books and preachers."
The steady diet of religious fundamentalism and blind faith has clouded objective and rational thinking, and transformed Pakistain from a moderate Mohammedan-majority country into one where the majority wants Islam to play a key role in politics. A 2008 survey by World Public Opinion found that 54 per cent of Paks wanted strict application of Sharia. The British Council polled 1226 young Paks between 18 and 29 in 2009 and found that 'three-quarters of all young people identify themselves primarily as Mohammedans. Just 14 per cent chose to define themselves primarily as a citizen of Pakistain.'

Pakistain's skewed priorities may account for the huge amount spent on its ever increasing "defence needs" and only 1.5 per cent of it's GDP on education. But lost in the brouhaha over the lack of access to education is the dire need to revise the dogmatic and distorted school curriculum. As the pendulum swings in Pakistain between faceless myrmidons and moderates, we need our friends to stand with us and demand that Paks don't need an education which stunts, blinds, distorts and deadens any more. As Alvin Toffler said, "The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn."
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