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| Kurt Schlichter: You Can't Out-MAGA Donald Trump |
| 2026-03-10 |
| [Townhall] Why won’t you MAGA people cooperate and freak out? Why won’t you accept that America is not only being defeated by the Iranians, but that Tel Aviv is on fire, that our ships are sinking, that we’re running out of bullets, and that everything is going to hell? I mean, sure, your lifetime of experience shows you that none of this is true, and you would be well aware that seventh-century savages from the Middle East are utterly incapable of competing against American or Israeli technology, martial skills, and firepower — exponentially less so when both of them are fully integrated, synchronized, and combined. But hey, you should still believe it anyway because, if you don’t, you clearly want to die for Israel or something. You MAGA people also fail to understand that this campaign is a giant war crime, according to the same people who are also experts on COVID, tariffs, immigration law, and every other subject that happens to get raised on social media. I was just a Fortune 500 lawyer for 30 years, an Army colonel, and a graduate of the Army War College, but you know, I defer to the experience of @TurgidMassieLibertarian69 and his contention that you’re not allowed to attack an enemy frigate on the high seas because of reasons, and shut up, you love Israel. Oh yeah, we’re not supposed to die for Israel, according to a vast number of bots. It’s not clear what we are supposed to die for, and, frankly, we haven’t been doing that much dying at all lately. We lost six troops, and that’s awful — I’ve been there when we’ve lost soldiers, unlike most of the human dildos who are pretending to care about these casualties, so we can play the "Who cares more?" game if they like. But in World War II, there were single bursts of MG42 machine gun fire that killed more Americans than that. The notion that we could lose just six KIA in a war where we essentially decapitate the entire enemy government, wipe out its integrated air defense system, and systematically annihilate its ability to project combat power on land, sea, and air in about 48 hours is an astonishing achievement unprecedented in the annals of war. But, of course, the dumb people commenting on it haven’t studied the annals of war. All they’ve studied are Reddit and the tweets of fellow mental defectives. ...I am informed by all the fake smart people that this war is destroying the MAGA coalition, that America First is going down the tubes, not because Donald Trump has started a war, but because he has initiated the process of finishing a war started by degenerate freaks who’ve been maiming and murdering Americans for 47 years. You know, there’s nothing that American First voters hate more than whacking people who have blown apart and killed thousands of Americans. Or at least, that’s what they tell you. "I didn’t vote for another forever war!" they bleat. Newsflash — none of us did. Another newsflash — this isn’t a forever war. This is going to go on for a little while, and then we’re going to win it when somebody emerges to take over who’s not going to carry on the jihad against us. And guess what happens when we win it? Well, then we’ve won. And nothing succeeds like success. But wait, the stock market is experiencing jitters! The Dow is not at 50,000 anymore! It’s only at 48,000! Oh no, there goes my walk-in humidor. And wait, the price of oil went up $10! Oh man, all the climate change hoaxers are really upset because fossil fuel is less affordable — wait what? And you know what’s going to happen soon to the price of oil? It’s going to go down again. The war is going to be over, and the oil is going to be flowing freely, and they’re going to be blubbering that it’s too darn cheap. |
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| Posted by: Skidmark 2026-03-10 16:18 |