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Naked Louisiana Woman ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid' Attacks Deputy
2026-01-10
[Breitbart] A Louisiana woman is accused of attacking a deputy in November after being caught naked in a neighbor’s pond.

Union Parish Sheriff’s Office (UPSO) deputies were called to a home in Linville when a neighbor said the woman was standing on their driveway screaming after being asked not to trespass several times before the incident, KNOE reported Thursday.

When authorities arrived at the scene to investigate, the woman, identified as 41-year-old Erin Elizabeth Sutton of Marion, had decided to skinny dip in that neighbor’s pond.

An image shows the suspect involved in the case:

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