Text taken from the V Kontakte page of Strength in truth
❗A remote worker from the Leningrad region stuck deodorant up his butt, lost his rectum, and will now wear a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.A 21-year-old boy, out of boredom, stuck deodorant up his anus but couldn't get it out. Three days later, his anus began to tear with pain, and he sought medical attention.
Doctors urgently hospitalized the prankster with irreversible tissue necrosis. His rectum had to be removed, and now the guy won't have any time to be bored—he'll be carrying a bag of shit around his stomach for the rest of his life.
| At one point during my brief career at the international consumer products company, I was put to analyzing the consumer comments that came in on the 800 number for the product we were in the process of improving. I was shocked to discover that there are people stupid enough to put any inappropriate but stickable container into any orifice into which something can be stuck. Also, anything that ought not to be used as personal lubricant will be — and in both cases the customer will call the 800 number to complain bitterly about the poor package design/product formulation. |