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Man charged with felony irony after allegedly whacking federal agent with sandwich amid Trump's DC crime crackdown
2025-08-14
[FoxNews] DC US Attorney says to 'stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else'

A man is facing federal assault charges after allegedly "forcefully" throwing a Subway sandwich at a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agent during a confrontation Sunday night in Washington, D.C.

Metro Transit Police said they were patrolling the U Street area, seemingly as part of the Trump administration's initiative to crackdown on crime in the nation's capital, when a man later identified as Sean Charles Dunn shouted obscenities at a CBP agent, standing inches from his face and calling him a "fascist."
Sounds like Antifa/Black Bloc…
Moments later, police said Dunn returned, wound up, and "forcefully threw" a sandwich at the agent, hitting him in the chest, according to court documents. He then ran away, with a trail of federal officers chasing him.

Witnesses could be heard giggling as Dunn darted from the cops, according to an Instagram video posted by a bystander.
…or just an idiot…
After being arrested and taken to the police station, Dunn allegedly told another officer, "I did it. I threw a sandwich."

He is charged with felony assault on a law enforcement officer.

U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Jeanine Pirro reacted to the incident on social media Wednesday, serving up a strong message for anyone else considering assaulting an officer.

"He thought it was funny," Pirro said in the video. "Well, he doesn't think it's funny today, because we charged him with a felony assault on a police officer, and we're going to back the police to the hilt. So there. Stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else."

The incident comes after President Donald Trump on Monday federalized the DC Metropolitan Police Department under section 740 of the District of Columbia Home Rule Act, which allows the president to take emergency control of the police force for 30 days.
Posted by:Skidmark

#12  I dunno, them meatball subs can be deadly...
Posted by: ed in texas   2025-08-14 14:29  

#11  He should have thrown a donut.

Snark O'The Day

Posted by: DarthVader   2025-08-14 13:48  

#10  Witnesses could be heard giggling as Dunn darted from the cops, according to an Instagram video posted by a bystander.

"Won't somebody help that po boy?!"
Posted by: swksvolFF   2025-08-14 13:40  

#9  And photos of the smug little idiot:

Posted by: trailing wife   2025-08-14 13:35  

#8  Turns out the asshole is was a DOJ EMPLOYEE. Fired now
Posted by: Frank G   2025-08-14 12:52  

#7  Dunn allegedly told another officer, "I did it. I threw a sandwich."

Well, that's a wrap.

Did it contain spoiled tuna?
We all have the giggles, but don't forget about "milkshakes" and disguising weapons as everyday innocent items.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2025-08-14 12:04  

#6  How big was the sandwich? Was it stale? Did it contain spoiled tuna? Or was he just offering the hungry officer lunch (from a distance, since they were not wearing Covid masks?)
Posted by: Glenmore    2025-08-14 09:56  

#5  
Was a Club Sandwich used?☺
Posted by: NN2N1   2025-08-14 09:53  

#4  ICE says illegal migrant threatened to harm himself with butcher knife when [taco truck] stopped by officers in DC

Food Wars
Posted by: Skidmark   2025-08-14 09:52  

#3  ...and MAHA smiles....
Posted by: mercutio   2025-08-14 08:39  

#2  The Dildo of Consequences seldom arrives with mayo and a side of coleslaw.
Posted by: SteveS   2025-08-14 07:19  

#1  'push back', with mayo.
Posted by: Skidmark   2025-08-14 00:30  

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