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| Hogwild drama unfolds as hero teen thwarts unhinged groundhog''s attack on jogger |
| 2024-09-29 |
Important safety tip: Always keep your groundhogs hinged. [NYPOST] A crazed groundhog set its sights on a fallen jogger in New Jersey, only to be thwarted by a quick-thinking teen.The hogwild drama unfolded on the morning of July 19 when Cait Lostan was confronted by the hostile hog on a trail behind the Bernards Township Police Department. ''I was running in the woods on the path behind the cop shoppe and high school this morning when I came upon a groundhog that looked injured,'' the 36-year-old posted to the BaskingRidgeMoms Facebook group. ''It must have been startled when I made a call on speakerphone because it charged at me screaming and lunging. ''I ended up on my back kicking at it and screaming for about a minute,'' she continued. Related: Groundhog 04/22/2020 De Blasio's social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memes Groundhog 02/28/2019 Early March Arctic Weather for US Groundhog 07/01/2018 With Ocasio-Cortez's rise, Dems now own their loony far-left flank |
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