[GEO.TV] Prince Harry
is reportedly starting to grow exasperated day by day, and this is in light of how his attempts at reconnecting with the Royal Family have been taken.Well, you know. Jimmy crack corn and all that.
Everything has been brought to light by an inside source close to Heat magazine.
"I can say no more!"
The insider in question broke down all their claims regarding Prince Harry’s desperation, and began by highlighting how painful his father’s cancer has been for him.
"I can say no more."
According to the source, "The lines of communication to Harry are limited, and are decreasing all the time."
"Really, I can't."
"If he emails or calls to request a specific update, royal staff will eventually give him a generic response — but the details are scant."
"We're sorry. The number you are calling is no longer listed."
"His father isn’t picking up the phone and Kate is in no position to update him," either the source noted.
"Can't talk now, I'm busy!"
Mainly because "her time and recovery are obviously being very carefully managed."
"It's whatsisname again. You want to talk to him?"
"Tell him sorry, I have to wash my hair."
"You told him that last time."
"Tell him I'm shaving my underarms and can't be disturbed."
"And the fact he sometimes reads about his family, rather than hear directly from them, hurts even more," too.
Being a spare is tough. Being a dumbass is even tougher. Being a poozy whipped dumbass married to a shrew Shakespeare couldn't tame is toughest.