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| Bill Belichick Gets Massive Job Offer From Adult Webcam Company |
| 2024-01-12 |
| I had him going to the Dallas Cowboys if / when they lose in the first round; maybe he can do this gig part-time? [Outkick / Clay Travis] - Bill Belichick hasn’t even been unemployed for 24 hours yet but already has an offer from the adult webcam company ’CamSoda.’ Yes, Bill (or should we call him Slick Billy Willy) has been approached by the company’s Vice President Daryn Parker who is offering Belichick TEN MILLION DOLLARS to be a weekly cam model on the website. Yo, I don’t know a lot of things, but I do know that I would DEFINITELY consider showing off the Gunz arsenal for ten million bucks. Show us those man boobs, coach! "We here at CamSoda have been scouting you for some time," Parker’s offer letter began. "Ever since you walked out of that house shirtless on that Ring camera, we knew you had the physical makeup of a succession cam model. You have that barrel chest physique that so many women love. Not to mention the charm, the charisma, the bubbly disposition that pulls people in. Put simply, you’re a blue-chip prospect that has all the physical attributes and intangibles to make a lot of money performing on CamSoda." Hot damn, talk about wooing over a free agent. Even good ol’ Bill has to appreciate that pitch! Best free agent signing since Randy Moss! |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #1 Hunter sulks in envy. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2024-01-12 08:32 |