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Portuguese Drivers Remove Climate Activists Blocking Highway |
2023-10-05 |
[Fox News] Portuguese drivers lost patience with climate activists blocking a busy highway during rush hour traffic Tuesday morning and took the situation into their own hands. ![]() However, the protest reportedly ended after just a few minutes when frustrated drivers decided to move the activists themselves. The group believes governments and companies around the world have "declared war on people and the planet" in a "premeditated and coordinated act of violence." "They are right now killing thousands of people, dumping tens of millions, burning them alive, drowning them. They are right now condemning millions of people to gas chambers, only this time, the gases are greenhouse gases and the chamber is the entire planet. This is called climate breakdown and it is a premeditated and coordinated act of violence," the activists claim on their website. We got over an inch of rain last night, in North Texas, ending two months of 'burning them alive'. |
Posted by:Bobby |
#13 As I said, my preference is for flamethrowers, but if you want a sneaky way to make them pay, evil spray bottle is the way to go. It has a nice delayed payback to make their week ahead more interesting. |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2023-10-05 17:57 |
#12 Saw the aftermath of a guy who was in a port-a-john that some people tipped over. He looked truly miserable as he clawed his way out from under it. I bet he still has nightmares. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-10-05 17:19 |
#11 Bong water is probably not much of a turn off to the protester types. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-10-05 17:17 |
#10 Ima mention again the magic mix of gak from college - used beer, ammonia and bong water, sprayed from the old refillable pressurized fire extinguishers. When I was pledging my fraternity we used to get hit with that stuff when we stepped out of line. |
Posted by: Raj 2023-10-05 17:13 |
#9 ^ Murder might be a bit much. Only the most fanatical zealots will sign up to be splashed with port-a-john contents more than one time. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-10-05 17:09 |
#8 spray bottle loaded with poison ivy, sumak and other poisonous plant oils If you are gonna go that route, balloons filled with hydrofluoric acid. Look it up. Nasty shit that burns and shuts down your nervous system. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2023-10-05 17:07 |
#7 #2 Silentbrick, I love it!!! Climate change protestors are pretty unlikely here in SC, but I'm filing your idea away just in case. |
Posted by: Tom 2023-10-05 15:22 |
#6 I don't know...a spray bottle of superglue would close their eyes and mouths. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2023-10-05 15:16 |
#5 ..how to deal with woke protestors. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2023-10-05 14:18 |
#4 I would say just drive over them. Problem solved, evolution in action. |
Posted by: ed in texas 2023-10-05 13:38 |
#3 good idea! |
Posted by: 746 2023-10-05 12:37 |
#2 Actually, I'm thinking a spray bottle loaded with poison ivy, sumak and other poisonous plant oils would be most fitting, since people get all squeamish about the PERFECT solution of flamethrowers. After all, the oils of these plants are perfectly natural and part of nature, they love nature so you are just helping them in their desire to bask in Nature's glory. |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2023-10-05 12:09 |
#1 I was hoping they just plowed through them at high speed. So disappointed. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2023-10-05 11:45 |