"I'm so stoopid!"[NYPOST] A young man has been slammed on social media after having a tattoo of a vagina inked across his right cheek.
"I guess it's okay, as long as his girlfriend got a doinker tattooed on hers...”
Veteran artist Michael Ralph, 40, was tasked with tattooing the intimate image on the face of his 26-year-old client, who has not been publicly identified.
What's that you say? He doesn't have a girlfriend?
The ink master told NeedToKnow.Online that he initially thought the man was playing a prank when he received the raunchy request.
In that case, he's not gonna have a girlfriend.
"I got a message that read: ’I would like to set an appointment to get a semi-realistic vagina tattooed on my face more specifically in my sideburn,’ " Ralph recalled.
Good idea. Now all he'll have to do is grow his sideburn down to his chin.
"My first thought was, ’Am I reading this right?’ " Ralph — who is based in Washington, DC, — said. "I read it again, and there was no mistake. My second thought was ’Did he lose a bet?’ "
That would have to be a hellofa big bet.
After receiving the request, the tattooist told the client to wait a month to make sure it wasn’t a "spur-of-the-moment decision."
It ain't the kinda decision you make after due consideration if you're in yer right mind.
To the artist’s surprise, the client followed up 30 days later, saying he was still interested in the ink.
"Duh... Yup! Here I do be!"
"I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future," Ralph stated.
"Duh... I hain't gotta job. Mah parents takes care of me!”