Submit your comments on this article |
Science & Technology |
Scientists say listeners who hear groan-inducing puns are actually GRATEFUL for the gags |
2022-12-04 |
[Daily Mail, where America gets its news]
|
Posted by:Skidmark |
#22 [more groans from the back row] |
Posted by: Dron66046 2022-12-04 23:15 |
#21 I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over |
Posted by: DarthVader 2022-12-04 20:58 |
#20 “I see,” said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2022-12-04 19:45 |
#19 A book on proper punctuation: The Panda Eats, Shoots & Leaves |
Posted by: magpie 2022-12-04 18:38 |
#18 The blind carpenter picked up his hammer and saw. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-12-04 17:54 |
#17 Santa's elves listen to wrap "music". I asked the librarian if she had a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. She said it rings a bell but she's not sure if it was there or not. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-12-04 17:35 |
#16 Santa's elves listen to wrap "music". |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-12-04 17:31 |
#15 /hey now!.... |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-12-04 17:12 |
#14 "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2022-12-04 17:10 |
#13 Groan.... What the hell did I do to deserve all this punishment? |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2022-12-04 17:02 |
#12 Other day daughter opened with, "What is a fish's favorite candy - Reese's Pisces." |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-12-04 14:45 |
#11 I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work |
Posted by: DarthVader 2022-12-04 14:25 |
#10 Ha ha ha... now that was ...ha ha ha ha! |
Posted by: Dron66046 2022-12-04 13:58 |
#9 /\ He must return to his.... bench. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2022-12-04 13:57 |
#8 "Release the Deacon!" |
Posted by: SteveS 2022-12-04 13:57 |
#7 I once accidently drank a bottle of invisible ink. I went to the hospital and was waiting to be seen. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-12-04 13:47 |
#6 Groan... 🙃 |
Posted by: Dron66046 2022-12-04 13:41 |
#5 Dron66046 I got a new pet termite and named him Clint Eatswood. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-12-04 13:40 |
#4 Flogged that out of me. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-12-04 10:24 |
#3 My parents flogged that "play them off each other" at an early age. Good lesson in life. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-12-04 10:21 |
#2 See? My dad and I are right mom! |
Posted by: DarthVader 2022-12-04 10:14 |
#1 Did they just give Deacon a questionnaire to fill or did they make him wear an electrode cap and freeze frame his engrams? 😁 |
Posted by: Dron66046 2022-12-04 04:03 |