...The nation is noted for spontaneouslytaking over other countries' embassies, maintaining whorehouses run by clergymen, involvement in international drug trafficking, and financing sock puppet
militiasto extend the regime's influence...
International claims Israel’s Mossad spy agency captured a senior member of Iran’s Revolutionary Guards on Iranian territory, interrogated him and had him confess "to his role in sending weapons to other countries."
The channel’s report on Yadollah Khedmati cannot be verified and its sourcing is unclear.
Eventually we’ll be informed. Or not, as the case may be — but in the meantime, isn’t it fun to think it’s true!