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Home Front: Politix
The State of Our Union Is Sorry
2022-02-19
[Townhall] My son Cameron and I can hardly wait for President Biden’s upcoming State of the Union address.

"What do you think he’s going to say on March 1, Dad?" he asked me earlier this week during our phone call.

"That the State of the Union is .... very sad? Screwed? You finish the sentence."

"Seriously," Cameron said. "The State of the Union is supposed to be upbeat — positive — or at least hopeful, right?"

"Yeah," I said. "His speechwriters must be working overtime. The list of big things he’s messed up in a single year is long and getting longer."

"So what’s he going to brag about to the country?" Cameron asked.

"Well," I said, "he did a terrible job with Afghanistan, so he can’t bring that up."

"The economy is also a no-no.

"Inflation is running at 7 percent, interest rates are headed up and millions of workers have still not gone back to work, thanks to the government’s generous and never-ending pandemic help."

"He sure can’t mention crime," Cameron said.

"It’s spiking in every big city and his Justice Department is more interested in eliminating cash bail than catching criminals and putting them in jail."

"And forget the war on COVID," I said.

"It’s been a disaster.
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  Well. People like Pee-sucki, the editorial boards at WAPO and NYT may believe that. but not much of anyone else.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-02-19 11:33  

#4  #1 He cured COVID! See the Omicron posting on today's Page 3!

And just you wait! He'll have prevented WW III by March 1.

[not holding my breath]
Posted by Bobby 2022-02-19 07:41|| 2022-02-19 07:41|| Front Page ||Comments Top


...At the rate they're going we might just skip straight to IV...

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2022-02-19 11:30  

#3  Brandon's upcoming SOTU speech to the paper cutouts:

- "Mission Accomplished!" (sans turkey)
- "Standing Tall!" in Sofia Vergara, er, Bulgaria
- "Don't suspect your neighbor-- report him!"
- "Wait For Applause!"
Posted by: Merrick Ferret   2022-02-19 10:22  

#2  unfortunately you are right, and the usual idiots will believe it.
Posted by: Chris   2022-02-19 09:00  

#1  He cured COVID! See the Omicron posting on today's Page 3!

And just you wait! He'll have prevented WW III by March 1.

[not holding my breath]
Posted by: Bobby   2022-02-19 07:41  

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