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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Jimmy Carter Turns 97 |
| 2021-10-03 |
[PEOPLE]  Jimmy has ceased buying green bananas or starting any long books. At least he can die secure in the knowledge that, not only was he a better president than James Buchanan and almost as good as Millard Fillmore, but that two out of three Dem presidents since him have been worse and that one out of three has played the saxophone on national teevee and gotten a BJ whilst discussing national policy on the Hot Line™. |
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