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Man tries to storm JetBlue cockpit, attacks attendant, asks to be shot | ||
2021-09-25 | ||
![]() "The White Zone is for loading and unloading. The Green Zone is for diplomacy. The Gray Zone is for conundrums." Flight 261 was about an hour from San Juan late Wednesday when Khalil El Dahr became enraged
"We're sorry. The number you have dialed is non-existent. Please hang up and make the people around you suffer." according to an FBI ![]() affidavit obtained by ABC News. With the Feebs involved there's no telling what actually happened. Some 25 minutes later, he "pulled himself out of his seat and rushed toward the flight deck yelling to be shot" in Spanish, the document says. "Shoot me! Shoot me!... Stop that! I didn't say touch me!" The heroic ...Gary Cooper in a dress... flight attendant pushed El Dahr into a space between the front row and the galley, the feds said. [Shove!] "Stay, boy!" "Say! That's my feet he's sprawled on!" "Sorry. Put your shoes on. He's a biter!" [KICK!] "Ow!" "Thanks for gettin' off my feet!!" "Shuddup!" "At least spit my shoes out! They cost a lotta money!" “Shuddup!" He then allegedly yelled again for the pilot to shoot him. "Shoot me! Shoot me!" "Why?" "I missed a Zoom call!" "Oh." [PUNCH!] "Ow! Hey! I'm bleeding! What the hell was that?" "Knuckle dusters. There's no paperwork with them." "While El Dahr was yelling, he was still holding the JetBlue (flight attendant) by her tie. "Gurk?" This resulted in the tie tightening and ultimately prevented the JetBlue FA from breathing," the affidavit reads. [Swoon!] [COLLAPSE!] [SNIP!] "Hey, you!" "You carry scissors?" "You never know, do ya?" "Don't run with them. Take my advice!" "Shuddup!" "You got shoe polish on your chin!" "Shuddup!" [TACKLE!] But the struggle continued until six or seven crew members finally immobilized El Dahr using makeshift restraints, including the flight attendant’s tie, which they wrapped around his ankles, and seatbelt extenders they used around his torso, the document says. "DOG PILE ON THE RABBIT!" El Dahr, who also was restrained with flex cuffs, was then tied to a seat in the back of the plane for the rest of the flight. Another flight attendant told authorities that the passenger demanded in Spanish and Arabic
"I told him this is Jet Blue. if we shoot one, then all the steerage passengers are gonna want put out o' their misery!" "Mrp?" [pluck.] "What was that you tried to say?" "I said, thanks. I'm over it. I sometimes have these spells. I'm Arab, you know. It's genetic. I'm much better now. Let me up? I really gotta pee!" "Shuddup." [stuff!] "Mrp!" "Nossir. We ain't allowed to shoot you without fillin' in forms. But we can put you up for a few years pretty easy." Reports of unruly passengers on US airlines have taken off this year — spiking by 500 percent thanks largely to passengers who refused to wear masks on flights during the pandemic, according to a report from the Federal Aviation Administration. | ||
Posted by:Fred |
#6 Great in-line. Makes a person wonder what was on the receiving end of that phone call. Perhaps a thorough inspection of the baggage hold is in order? |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-09-25 13:06 |
#5 So, did he get what he wanted? |
Posted by: Skidmark 2021-09-25 12:50 |
#4 Love the Airplane pics! |
Posted by: Raj 2021-09-25 11:03 |
#3 OK, I snorted, Nicely done, Fred |
Posted by: Frank G 2021-09-25 10:45 |
#2 Sign him up for the "Make a Wish" program. |
Posted by: Mercutio 2021-09-25 08:15 |
#1 Sure this isn't a BB article? |
Posted by: Zenobia Sforza1752 2021-09-25 04:19 |