...... 46th president of the U.S., who gives the geriatric a bad name......will not throw the ceremonial first pitch on Thursday’s opening day at Nationals Park, a team spokesperson confirmed.
"We look forward to welcoming President Biden to Nationals Park in the future," a team spokesperson told The Washington Post, which first reported the news. A reason for why Biden will not throw the first pitch wasn’t provided.
"Wait..there's a mound? We can't have that"
A team spokesperson told the Washington Times a decision on who will throw Thursday’s first pitch will be released at a later time.