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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Body found by railroad tracks in Georgia county was sex doll, deputies say
2020-07-16
[WSBTV] ALLENHURST, Ga. — Call it a case of mistaken identity. But an eastern Georgia sheriff’s detective said he had never seen anything like it before. A body found by the side of railroad tracks on Tuesday was actually a sex doll, WSAV reported, and authorities believe they might have been set up by a prankster.
But it seems she had been raped.
Liberty County Sheriff Detective Mike Albritton said officers found the body in Allenhurst at about 2 p.m., the television station reported.
"What's that, over there, Clancy?"
"Looks like a body, Muldoon!"

Adhering to a policy that prevents law enforcement officers from touching a deceased person until a coroner arrives, the officers placed a sheet over the body and waited, WSAV reported.
"Don't look, O'Reilly!"
"Why can't I if you did, O'Connor?"

When the coroner arrived, detectives began checking for injuries and realized the body was a female sex doll, the television station reported. The doll was fully dressed and appeared to be anatomically correct officials said.
"But... but she'd been raped, Flannigan!"
"Oh, shuddup!"

The investigation was quickly called off, authorities said.
"But Chief! I think there's more to this..."
"Shuddup. Where're the donuts?"
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