[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] Funny thing, that. I always had Velma and Shaggy pegged as the heteros. Daphne seemed to spend a lot of time checking out Velma's bosom. I can't remember the name of the nonentity handsome guy character. I'm pretty sure he's asexual. But I'm sure that when all the phony ghosts are unmasked, and Daphne and Whatsisname are off to the malt shoppe, Velma and Shaggy are rockin' the old Scooby Van while Scoobs is taking pictures to post on Reddit.