Perhaps they should advertise for a new general?

Haji Muhammad get his at a mosque, of all places. Has that ever happened before?

One kid explodes before getting to destination, wounding the other one, who got arrested

The advertising sez it'll detect a fake virus at thirty yards

If you don't drink beer and eat Schweinehachsen you're not really German

And they're building a Death Star. They've already bought the black uniforms and the plastic helmets, and the garbage compacter's on order