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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
My self Isolation
2020-04-07
No link. As seen around the internet.
My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary

Day 1 ‐ I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 ‐ Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 ‐ Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 ‐ 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 ‐ Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 ‐ I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 ‐ Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 ‐ Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 ‐ I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 ‐ Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 ‐ Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12 ‐ I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 ‐ If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
Day 14 ‐ Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3‐1.
Day 15 ‐ Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
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