...the Nailer of NAFTA...
said Wednesday he is suspending all travel between the U.S. and Europa
...the land mass occupying the space between the English Channel and the Urals, also known as Moslem Lebensraum...
for 30 days beginning Friday as he seeks to combat the coronavirus
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...outbreak.
Trump made the announcement in an Oval Office address to the nation, blaming the European Union
...the successor to the Holy Roman Empire, only without the Hapsburgs and the nifty uniforms and the dancing...
for not acting quickly enough to address the novel coronavirus and saying U.S. clusters were "seeded" by European travelers.
Trump said the restrictions won't apply to the United Kingdom and the U.S. would monitor the situation to determine if travel could be reopened earlier.
Trump said "we are marshalling the full power" of the government and private sector to protect the American people.