[KSL] Should Utah Sen. Willard MittRomney, aka
Pierre Delecto
...former governor of Massachussetts, the Publican nominee for president in 2012, now Senator from Utah. He is the son of the former governor of Michigan, George Romney, who himself ran for president after saving American Motors from failure, though not permanently. Romney has a record as a successful businessman, heading Bain Capital, and he rescued the 2002 Winter Olympics from the midst of bribery and mismanagement scandals. He is currently a trans Republican and a member in good standing of the Never Trump Party, attempting to assume the mantle of the late John McCain...
attempt another shot at the White House ‐ but this time on the independent ticket, with former New York City Mayor Michael
Nanny MikeBloomberg
...former
Republicanmayor of New York. He tried to take the credit for Rudy Giuliani's actions in the wake of the 9-11 attacks. He was known as
Nanny Bloombergfor his war on 32-ounce Slurpees. Nanny is a candidate for the Dem presidential nomination in 2020. He was born on Valentine's day, 1942, which makes him 77.94333 years old, which is pretty ripe. Mike has lots of money, some of which he spends on
grass rootsorganizations pushing for
common sensegun laws along the same lines as his
common senseSlurpee laws....
as his running mate?