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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out
2020-01-12
[FoxNews] Gwyneth Paltrow has done it again, folks.

The 47-year-old actress and serial lifestyle entrepreneur found another way to shock the world with the sale of a vagina-scented candle in her online Goop store.

The candle, provocatively named "This Smells Like My Vagina," will run customers a cool $75 and boasts a fragrance packed with geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar, according to the Daily Mail.

Apparently the idea for the candle, made by Heretic, originally started out as a joke.

As the product description reads: "This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP -- the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ’Uhhh ... this smells like a vagina’ -- but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent."
I assume the candle dimensions are her favorite "tool" dimensions.
I've developed some candles her market might like: Racing striped underwear. I could probably let them go at $74.95, plus shipping..
I feel no need to ask how she knows what it smells like, but that ingredient list probably isn’t a match.
Once you get beyond the smell you've got it......
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