[BREITBART] Kinda hard to explain, kiddies. Y'see, Joe Biden -- you remember him? Pervy old guy who liked grabbing ladies' boobies and such, plagiarized a Neil Kinnock speech? He ran for president, back in '19?
Well, he had a boy. In his thirties, maybe even in his forties, but still just a lad. And there was a Ukrainian gas company called Burisma, that bought politicians by the dozen; they paid good prices that were drops in the bucket to what they made through the contracts that came their way. Well, they couldn't outright purchase Joe. All they had to do was put him with a few barely nubile babes an he was happy enough.
You follow so far?
Good. Joe had a kid named Hunter. He was a ne'er do well. tossed from the Navy for coke, knocked up some stripper he met at a gents' club in DC.
Simple, huh? I mean, a seedier pair you can't imagine. Joe even bragged he'd had a prosecutor investigating Burisma canned, or no aid.
So Trump asked Ukraine's new president -- kinda president to president, y'know -- to look into the matter.
He was impeached.
If you think that's something, in the Teapot Dome Scandal, Secretary Fall went to prison for the bribe Albert B. Fall was acquitted of paying.