h/t Instapundit
...Burger King was sued on Monday by a vegan customer who accused the fast-food chain of contaminating its meatless "Impossible" Whoppers by cooking them on the same grills as its traditional meat burgers.
In a proposed class action, Phillip Williams said he bought an Impossible Whopper, a plant-based alternative to Burger King’s regular Whopper, at an Atlanta drive-through, and would not have paid a premium price had he known the cooking would leave it "coated in meat by-products."
...I hope this serves as a lesson to corporate America: You just can't please vegans, because if they were capable of happiness, they wouldn't be vegans. You can't cater to them -- in this case literally -- because their entire philosophy is anti-human. They're ashamed of their own existence on this planet, and that shame has turned them into totalitarian wackjobs. Trying to sell things to them will only backfire. Your best option is just to ignore them. |