[Ricochet] Republicans Begin Impeachment Investigation…
Mitch McConnell strides into the press conference, exuding that air of masculine confidence that made him, inevitably, a leader of men. He taps the microphone, clears his throat, and begins his presentation to the assembled reporters: "Good afternoon, everyone. I have an important announcement to make. In fact, one of historical significance." Before the murmur in the room can die down, he declares, "Republicans of both houses of Congress are officially launching an impeachment investigation of the next Democratic President of the United States."