[Red State] Have you ever been reeling in a largemouth bass and ‐ right at the point when the scaly, finned fighter popped out of the water ‐ thought, "Hey ‐ that thing would make some great genitals"?Or have you ever been hunkered down at Red Lobster, fork in hand and bibb tucked in, and just before you stabbed that crispy red snapper, gone, "Wait a minute ‐ I think this should be in my pants"?
If so, apparently, you’re not alone.
A 35-year-old Brazilian man recently put the "lap" in "tilapia," courtesy of a groundbreaking procedure. The reason? He’d found himself in a pickle: His vagina was collapsing.
You see, when Maju was a young teen, he decided he was a woman trapped in a man’s body. So in 1999, he became the 4th person in the South American country to undergo an experimental operation to turn his #ToxicMasculinity into a #BelieveAllWomen.
But, as he relayed to FocusOn News, a problem arose: