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Brooklyn witches curse Kavanaugh |
2018-10-23 |
![]() In what might be described as the ultimate last-ditch attempt to sabotage Kavanaugh’s appointment, a coven of witchcraft enthusiasts convened in Brooklyn to cast a hex upon the newly-minted Supreme Court Justice. Kavanaugh’s confirmation sparked a nationwide debate after he was accused of beer-fueled sexual misconduct in high school. But where the senate failed, Brooklyn’s witches hope to succeed. Although well aware that he could be turned into a newt at any moment, RT’s Caleb Maupin attended the sorcery summit in hopes of learning more about the #Hexistance. He also crossed paths with Christian activists, who said that they were at the event to counter its Dark Magick message of "hate." |
Posted by:Fred |
#7 re#4: put that thing you described in a subaru and it is a lock for a leftylass. twofer if male accompanying her/it has the man-bun thing going on. |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2018-10-23 21:44 |
#6 spells had to be in a dead language, so does Brooklynese count as one? No, Brooklynese in alive and well. But proper English has been replaces by Eubonics. Al |
Posted by: Frozen Al 2018-10-23 13:32 |
#5 Eeny meeny, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak... |
Posted by: SteveS 2018-10-23 12:21 |
#4 Why is it that it is so easy to identify democrat women even before they open their mouths? Could it be the unstyled grey hair, the birkenstocks, the general look of crazy? |
Posted by: warthogswife 2018-10-23 12:15 |
#3 I seem to remember from my D&D days that spells had to be in a dead language, so does Brooklynese count as one? "A dead boid, a magic woid, ..." |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2018-10-23 08:49 |
#2 Yeah, I heard about this one. At first I prayed that they would be of no effect. Then I had them bounce back on them sevenfold. Then I spiced things up by having them miss Kavenaugh and land on Ginsberg. Hey, don't look at me THAT way...I pray as the Spirit Moves me.... |
Posted by: Ptah 2018-10-23 04:23 |
#1 Where is Newt Gingrich when we really need him? |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2018-10-23 00:02 |