...Republican Senator-for-Life from Utah. The state does have two senators but nobody can remember who the other guy is...
’s Twitter account can be lit, with the Utah Republican dishing out snark on an epic level, as seen Monday when he mocked Sen. Elizabeth
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...Dem Senatrix from Massachussetts, who traces her noble lineage all the way back to Big Chief Spouting Bull. It has been alleged that she speaks with forked tongue but she denies that...over her just released DNA test.
Hatch killed it when he tweeted, "These DNA tests are quite something."
Included in the tweet was a joke that he may have the same percentage T-Rex in him as Warren has Native American: "DNA Test Results 1/1032 T-Rex. The rest: other dinosaurs."