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| Video shows armadillo loose downtown in Nebraska’s capital |
| 2018-07-26 |
[MIAMIHERALD] Have you seen Abe the Armadillo? He got away from Nebraska police during a chase"Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for... uh... an armadillo." The armadillo was running around downtown Lincoln, Nebraska, when police tried to catch the armored-critter. "Roger, Lincoln One! Do you have a description?" Officer Andrew Vocasek spotted the nine-banded armadillo while investigating the report of a suspicious vehicle early Tuesday morning, the Lincoln Journal-Star reported. "I think I've got a fix on him, chief... No. Sorry. This one's got a mustache!" Vocasek tried for a "positive police contact," but the armadillo "was having none of it," the Lincoln Police Department posted to twitter at about 3:45 a.m. Tuesday. "This is the police! Drop the grubs and step away with your paws up!" The department also posted a video of the armadillo running near 13th and O St., which is near several businesses, including Walgreens, Jimmy John’s and some banks. "Hello, police? There's an armadillo staring in my bedroom window!" "Does he have a mustache?" "No..." "There's an APB out on him! Try and occupy his attention till we get there, lady!" "I'm already naked! What else can I do?" "Try shakin' yer booty for him!" |
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