[AmericanLibertyReport] One of the great controversies of the Chicago Jesus Obama administration has finally been cleared up. Ben Rhodes, the creative writing major who was placed in charge of creating a media echo chamber among stupid reporters to sucker America into the Iran nuclear deal, is publishing his memoirs this week.
Rhodes finally unravels the mystery of that photograph of Chicago Jesus Obama bowing to King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud in 2009. To the American people, that photograph sure did make it look like ‐ for the first time in history ‐ an American president was bowing and groveling to a foreign leader like a whiny, sniveling, submissive little coward.
But, Ben Rhodes’ new book clears it up. You see, Rhodes says Chicago Jesus Obama was not bowing in that photograph. Chicago Jesus Obama was simply bending over to examine a case of jewels that the king had just given him.
Wait, what?
Yes, sure enough, the State Department has confirmed that Chicago Jesus Obama and many of the members of his entourage for his Muslim Apology Tour 2009 accepted big sacks full of jewels from the Saudis.
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